A police officer told a coffee maker "you're under arrest"!
The coffee maker asked "on what grounds"?
Percolating a new style for my pun stickers. Thoughts?
My son moaned at me that I was addicted to coffee.
I gave him a roasting and then told him he was grounded.
made a lame joke about coffee percolators.
Bodum-tishh
Why did the coffee call the police?
Because he was mugged.
My brother showed up for my 30th birthday party today. I just had my first baby three weeks ago...
He wanted to make coffee, so I had him work the percolator. He wanted to make sure the lid locked properly.
Me: "Yeah just make sure that when you seal the lid, it doesn't pop because sometimes when it pops it falls off the counter.".
Bro: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Just make sure not to pop, lock, and drop it."
