Percolating a new style for my pun stickers. Thoughts?
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👤︎ u/turboboob
📅︎ Aug 06 2019
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made a lame joke about coffee percolators.

Bodum-tishh

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👤︎ u/chris10623
📅︎ Mar 12 2018
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Why did the coffee call the police?

Because he was mugged.

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📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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My brother showed up for my 30th birthday party today. I just had my first baby three weeks ago...

He wanted to make coffee, so I had him work the percolator. He wanted to make sure the lid locked properly.

Me: "Yeah just make sure that when you seal the lid, it doesn't pop because sometimes when it pops it falls off the counter.".

Bro: "What do you mean?"

Me: "Just make sure not to pop, lock, and drop it."

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👤︎ u/actualsnow
📅︎ Sep 27 2014
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