A band named 1023 MB was very sad, they couldn't get a gig.
This is unoriginal, but it has been reposted so many times i can't even pund it anywhere in the web, I even asked my pet spider where it was orginally found.
Pun 1: >!A gigabyte is actually 1024 MB not 1000 MB!<
Pun 2: >!Spiders makes webs idiot.!<
Why don’t Vikings like to send emails?
They prefer to use Norse code!
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for a tech class, i need a team name. I want a punny one. Any suggestions?
Edit: thanks so much!
I'm looking for a name for a programing team. Do you see a good pun, simple enough to be understood by a beginner ? Thank you
How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
Where’s the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
If it weren’t for C, we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurling down the highway.
An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks “may I join you?”
Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It’s a hardware problem.
I named my hard drive “dat ass” so once a month my computer asks if I want to ‘back dat ass up’.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
I changed my password to “incorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say “Your password is incorrect”.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
It’s ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn’t know who he was.
I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn’t have internet.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardwar
... keep reading on reddit ➡Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop.
They just ransomware.
Computer: password cannot contain symbols
To improve their web-sight
I guess, I've got to start again from scratch.
They're calling it the Big Mac
It had Windows
Doc says it’s terminal.
It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!
I guess you could say I have Surface tension.
Adele
Patching
I guess she doesn’t like windows.
It was a hard drive
One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.
It was an Apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Edits: Thanks for all the awards!
“It’s a growing industry.”
It forgot to close its windows.
>!A Big Mac 🤓!<
A ChampionChip
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I should stop using WebMD as my homepage.
It had a chip on its shoulder.
So I deleted the anti-virus and there weren't any problems any more!
He was pissed that he couldn’t log-in
Bit by bit
My boyfriend: Neither. I put it on the .com-post.
In decrypt.
His windows was cracked.
Data
I think they just ransomware.
