Computing pun for a team name

I'm looking for a name for a programing team. Do you see a good pun, simple enough to be understood by a beginner ? Thank you

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Thanks to cod-liver pills my son is a genius at painting and computing.

He’s got arty-fish-oil intelligence.

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Where is the first place Cloud Computing will take the Preakness trophy?

Back to his neigh-borhood!

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https://puns.dev - The Worst Computer Puns on the Internet
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You need an IQ of 200 to get this computer pun.

A band named 1023 MB was very sad, they couldn't get a gig.

This is unoriginal, but it has been reposted so many times i can't even pund it anywhere in the web, I even asked my pet spider where it was orginally found.

Pun 1: >!A gigabyte is actually 1024 MB not 1000 MB!<

Pun 2: >!Spiders makes webs idiot.!<

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Why don’t Vikings like to send emails?

They prefer to use Norse code!

more dad style computer jokes at https://puns.dev

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My friend made the worst (best) computer pun while talking about how ridiculous 'hacker' images are. imgur.com/z7Cl1rx
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Please help- Computer pun needed

for a tech class, i need a team name. I want a punny one. Any suggestions?

Edit: thanks so much!

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Computer Puns

How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.


Where’s the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.


A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.


If it weren’t for C, we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.


There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.


In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?


Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.


Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.


Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurling down the highway.


An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks β€œmay I join you?”


Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.


Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.


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I named my hard drive β€œdat ass” so once a month my computer asks if I want to β€˜back dat ass up’.


I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.


I changed my password to β€œincorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say β€œYour password is incorrect”.


A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


It’s ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.


Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.


A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.


Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn’t know who he was.


I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn’t have internet.


A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.


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... keep reading on reddit ➑

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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.

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Why can't elephants use computers?

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How does a computer get drunk?

It takes screen shots.

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What do you call a computer that plays tennis?

A server

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My computer broke, and my boss told me to take it to the IT guy

So I went outside and threw it in the sewer

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I changed the computer background to a lizard.

Now it’s a Monitor.

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I told my boss, β€œSorry I’m late. I was having computer issues.”

Boss: Hard drive?

Me: No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop.

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What’s the difference between a computer and an American?

The American doesn’t have any troubleshooting

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I asked my mom how are computers so smart

She answered:"Because they listen to their motherboards"

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How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?

They just ransomware.

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.

I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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How did the computer eat its supper?

In megabytes.

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How do trees get on a computer?

They just log in. My 7yr old daughter just told me this, so proud!

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Why did the computer virus disappear?

Because it ransomware.

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A small rodent lives in a apartment next to my computer keyboard.

It’s his mouse pad.

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what do you call singing computer

a dell

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My son asked me, β€œBecause of the pandemic, I’m on the computer 12 hours a day. Is that bad?”

Me: That can’t be comfortable. Try a chair instead.

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Made a duet with someone who had bugs in their computer
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The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in.
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Why did the computer become a waiter?

'cos he was a server

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My daughter was playing with my computer and she broke the R button and tried to eat it.

She craves anarchy.

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What do you get when you cross a pit bull and a computer?

Not sure !! But when it megabytes, it megahertz.

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What do you call a computer with generalized anxiety disorder?

E-GAD!

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Not to brag, but yesterday I beat our local chess champion in less than 5 moves.

Finally my high school Karate lessons came to some use.

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My computer freezes...

...when it overheats.

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Why did the technician sing to the broken computer?

Trouble-soothing.

My son loves this one with online learning. I only had to explain to him what troubleshooting was 4 times!

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Egg puns!
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Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?

Because he was afraid of Capitalism!

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Where did the keys on a computer keyboard went to celebrate new years eve

To the space bar !!

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Computer: choose a password. Me: hi-hat

Computer: password cannot contain symbols

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Why do computers wear glasses?

To improve their web-sight

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My computer crashed....

Need all the other computers in the house have slowed down so they can see what happened.

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McDonalds is working with Apple to create a huge gaming computer

They're calling it the Big Mac

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My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called '1001 cures for itches."

I guess, I've got to start again from scratch.

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What did the router say to the computer?

Wi-five

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The lumberjack loved his computer so much.

He especially liked logging in.

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What does a baby computer call its father?

Data

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Why are computers smart?

Because they listen to their motherboard.

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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Edits: Thanks for all the awards!

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