Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist...?
Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist who planted a bomb on the train? He had loco motives.
A terrorist tried to blow up a bus.....
But he burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe!
What is the difference between wife and terrorist?
Huge difference. You can negotiate with a terrorist.
After extensive studying of terrorist suicide attackers I have to say...
Terrorists have planted bombs in cans of alphabetti spaghetti.
If they go off it could spell disaster
Tried telling my sister a terrorist joke
My terrorists girlfriend said she hadn't ever attempted a suicide bombing
But today I found out jihad
What do you call a southern terrorist?
What do you call a 60 y.o terrorist?
Did you hear about the new terrorist boy band?
Have you heard of this terrorist group using wooden weapons?
In Canada, you are more likely to die of a moose kick than of a terrorist attack.
I don’t negotiate with terrorists
wife: she’s three
I don’t care how many she is!
A news report claims terrorists have begun putting explosives inside cans of Alphabetti Soup.
If one goes off it could spell disaster.
What's the difference between women and terrorists?
They both have different definitions for 'BlowJob'
Statistically, you are more likely to be killed by a donkey than by a terrorist attack.
What's a terrorist's favorite place to eat?
How do you teach sex-ed to a terrorist?
What happened when the terrorists caught McClane in Nakatomi Plaza?
They got their Hans on him.
What do you call a terrorist in the bath
When life gives terrorists lemons
What did the terrorist wish to his colleague on his birthday?
Congratulations! Have a blast.
“Back in my day, terrorists used to...”
What’s a terrorists favourite drug?
Did you hear about the chain of terrorist attacks committed by angry bankers?
Police thought the attacks were linked but later found that they were a bunch of loan wolves.
I would tell a terrorist joke but...
I hear those can make some people blow up.
"Oh, not that movie again! How many times can you even watch John McClane kill some terrorists before you get tired?"
"I'm sorry, but you know how it goes. Old habits, Die Hard."
Guess what kinds of shirts the terrorists wear in Counter Strike?
What would a terrorist say when going to Hawaii?
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Aloha akbar
Some terrorists are undergraduate
What do terrorists serve at a bar
What do you get when you mix a crocidile and a terrorist.
A terrorist tried blowing up a train.
Fortunately the plan was derailed.
A terrorist walks into a bar and says I'm so excited to show everyone this cool bomb they're gonna be blown away!!
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
Have you heard of the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
Statistically you’re more likely to be killed by a donkey than a terrorist attack.
Terrorists have been planting bombs in Alphabetti Spaghetti.
Experts say that if detonated, it could spell disaster.
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