Why do bouncers throw violent drunks out the back door?
Because they belong behind bars.
Did you hear about the violent crash between the red ship and the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned!
Pandas are very violent creatures when they're brought in for visits
Everyone knows a panda eats shoots and leaves.
Where I grew up, we had back-to-back violent attempts to overthrow the government.
It was coup coup
Humans are scared of hippos because they're violent and responsible for hundreds of deaths per year, when in reality, people kill way more people per year...
...so that’s just being hippocritical...
"Not violent"Did you hear about the kidnapping in school?
The teacher had to wake him up
I'm vacationing in a part of Puerto Rico know for violent crime, so I borrowed some of my friend's xanax.
He told me it's great at preventing Hispanic attacks.
Excuse me, doctor - my husband was rushed in with violent spasms in his buttocks. Where is he please?
ICU baby, shaking that ass
I had a marriage counselling session with my wife and we were prescribed Marital Arts classes, after which our relation became more violent...
I'm starting to think the therapist didn't make a spelling mistake.
My friend always gets angry and violent when he's in a dinghy race...
He has rowed rage.
Why did an angry, violent, antisocial student bring a drug syringe to class?
He wanted to shoot up the school.
Why does Hollywood always portray Werewolves as evil and violent?
It's just a lazy lycan-trope.
“Doc, my wife was just admitted to the hospital with violent butt spasms. Do you know where she is?”
Doctor: ICU baby, shaking that ass.
Why are pirate movie always so violent? Because they’re arrrrrrrrrr-rated.
