A pacifish
The bus driver isn't allowed to drive my kids anymore because we live on a dead end street.
If only the cowboy architects had made the towns big enough for everyone else.
I guess you could say that the "Joker" without an R is just a joke.
If he's smart, I can tell my friends that Violence solves problems.
It's going to be rated "Arrr..."
"It's sin A, Ma”
Your last resort should be assisting your victim in whatever they are doing.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Peace
It runs on a watch battery.
...they should be advertising it as an Arrr-rated movie.
'Cause you know, pirates yell that from time to time... I'll show myself out, thanks.
Dad: What did you do at school today? Me: I went to a dating violence assembly. Dad: Why would you ever want to date violence. Me: groan
I was reading the news and saw a piece about a cartoonist who was fearing for his life after he dared to draw Muhammed in a comic. He had to go into hiding after his house was burglarized.
ME: Hey, did you hear about the cartoonist who's house was broken into?
My wife: No, what happened?
ME: Oh, he drew this cartoon about Muhammed and apparently that's very offensive in some cultures and so some extremists were...
My wife: disappointed Oh...I thought it was going to be a joke...
ME: Alright...hey, did you hear about the cartoonist who's house was broken into? He had to DRAW his GUN!
"but it's a hell of a punchline!"
It's going to be rated "Arrr..."
