Tried committing suicide last night...
Never doing that again, I could've killed myself!
They're now training monkeys to be suicide bombers and they are known as.....
[Dark] Reports came out that suicide rates actually dropped during the pandemic despite people's worst fears. I guess it's true what they say...
Somewhere, between murder, and suicide........
There is a place called Merseyside - Milton Jones at the Apollo live
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
The author of Webster's dictionary committed suicide with the book he wrote.
At least he died on his own terms.
My terrorists girlfriend said she hadn't ever attempted a suicide bombing
But today I found out jihad
Why did the math book commit suicide?
Because he had a lot of problems.
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies ?
Why did the french chef committed suicide??
He lost his huile d'olive
If you want to know what it's like to be a suicide bomber?
Yesterday I called the suicide hotline, and they didn't pick up
Way to leave me hanging guys
I recently did a joke about a suicide bomber not having a return ticket
What's suicide ?
A once in a lifetime experience
A scuba diver committed suicide today
He just couldn’t handle the pressure.
Man, suicide bombers must be dying to kill people
Suicide joke
I was gonna make a joke about suicide but it'd be the end of me.
What do you call an amazing suicide bomber?
One of the stars of Suicide Squad stated that he might start forging iron.
This raises the question: Will Will Smith Smith?
Have you heard the story about the suicide bomber?
I am allergic to suicide
It's so bad, it could kill me
(Alright. Suicide is nothing to joke about and if you have suicidal thoughts, please try to get help. I did and I feel better than a few years ago. Just remeber that you are important and that I love you)
If someone commits suicide by jumping off a building
did they kill themselves a-ledge-dly?
Where do suicide bombers go after they die?
I don't know what's wrong with suicide jokes
People don't get the hang of it.
She Was What We Used To Call A Suicide Blond - Dyed By Her Own Hand
How did the tree commit suicide?
what do mathematicians use to commit suicide
My wife told me if she ever had Alzheimer’s she’d commit suicide to save me the burden.
I told her that’s the sixth time she’s said that today.
A group of shepherds committed suicide last night. They heard the song “there will never be another you.”
If you're surprised that Jeff Epstein committed suicide
Just imagine how surprised he was.
When the suicide bomber discovered that he can detonate bombs with his phone, his mind was blown...
When your dick friend Obi-Wan drags you into his suicide with his eyes
My friend had an unpleasant experience with the suicide hotline
They both hung up that day
When you counselor eliminate your suicide thoughts.
Suicide is not the answer.
Unless someone asked “hey what is it called when you kill yourself”
I think he overdosed and KERMITTED suicide
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
Did you hear about the French chef who committed suicide?
Apparently he'd just completely lost the huile d'olive.
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