My schizophrenia medicine is really messing with me...

and me and me and me and me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinsins
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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To whoever took my schizophrenia meds:

How do you live with yourself?

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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My Bro-in-law cracks me up XD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDraagyn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I've just got back from Schizophrenics Anonymous.

I can't wait to tell myself all about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Mental health hotline.

Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership.

If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.

If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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My ex is going around,telling people I'm schizophrenic

Well,three can play at that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudman1969
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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A blue man gives you a pineapple. A man with a horse for a head gives you a blender. A man with seven feet on each leg gives you a dragonfruit. What do you have?

Schizophrenia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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There's no I in team ...

But there are two in schizophrenia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ousscar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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