Adhd Puns

A list of puns related to "Adhd"

I guess I'm a cheapskate with ADHD

I never pay attention

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👤︎ u/NicksterTV
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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What do you call a summer camp that helps people with ADHD?

A concentration camp.

I'll see myself out.

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👤︎ u/Mosh83
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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I think my camera has ADHD...

It just can't focus!

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👤︎ u/trashconverters
📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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My ADHD medicine comes in a case shaped like a 3-sided polygon where each side is the same size, and the pills are distributed uniformly.

It's an equal Adderall triangle.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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To people with ADHD,

do you know when it will be available in 4k?

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👤︎ u/DystopianBoredom
📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Let’s go play on our bikes.

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👤︎ u/Otherwiseaaron
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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“Doc, I think I might have ADHD, because I can’t remember where I parked my Ford!”

Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.

Man: But I keep losing my Focus!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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I decided to send my son to a camp to help with his ADHD

They call it a concentration camp

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👤︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
📅︎ Aug 16 2020
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Van Gogh was always thought to have ADHD

He was only half listening.

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👤︎ u/mrthatsthat
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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Where should children with ADHD be sent to for therapy?

Concentration camps.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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How many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hey wanna go play catch?

(My dad's newest)

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👤︎ u/Thedarkplayr
📅︎ May 24 2020
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There's a company that offends people with adhd

It's called focus features

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👤︎ u/Theendangeredbeast
📅︎ May 20 2020
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ADHD in 1080p...

Is ADHDMI

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👤︎ u/SlaYooo6
📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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Want to hear a joke about ADHD?

So a guy walked up to

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👤︎ u/Texas_OT
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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I was diagnosed with an advanced case of ADHD.

AD4K

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 03 2018
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What's the difference between ADD and ADHD?

ADHD is just ADD in better quality.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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You've heard of ADD, and you've probably heard of ADHD, but have you ever heard of...

AD4K?

(Yeah, it's bad. I hope this is a good spot for it.)

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👤︎ u/talking_crazy_stuff
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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My wife was telling me about a new drug for ADHD. She said, "the side effects are worse than the symptoms!"

I replied, "The Simpson's is a pretty wholesome and entertaining cartoon. If the side effects are worse, then they can't be that bad."

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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To whoever stole my adhd meds

Oooooh shiny object

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👤︎ u/michaelveyrocks
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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Kids these days with ADHD don’t know how good they have it.

Back in my day we had to watch our AD in 480i

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👤︎ u/An_AvailableUsername
📅︎ Jul 11 2019
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Where do you send a kid with ADHD during the summer to improve their focus?

Concentration camp

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👤︎ u/nwvrie
📅︎ Feb 02 2019
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What's the highest selling car of people with ADHD?

The Ford Focus

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👤︎ u/AnxietySalmon
📅︎ Jun 11 2018
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I guess I'm a cheapskate with ADHD

I never pay attention

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👤︎ u/NicksterTV
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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“Doc, I think I have ADHD. I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford.”

Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.

“But I keep losing my Focus!”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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What do you call a gulag for people with ADHD?

A concentration camp

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👤︎ u/99-bottlesofbeer
📅︎ Nov 28 2019
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Do you want to hear a joke about ADHD?

I want mac-n-cheese

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👤︎ u/MarveliteFreak
📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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Patient: I think I have ADHD I can’t remember where I parked my Ford. Doc: That doesn’t really mean anything... Patient: But I keep losing my focus
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👤︎ u/The-Real-Elon-Musk
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hey, wanna go ride bikes?

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👤︎ u/Swillie04
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb

Hey. Lets go rid our bikes

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👤︎ u/JAEAerbest
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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