A list of puns related to "Dementia Praecox"
Murray, R.M., 1994. Neurodevelopmental schizophrenia: the rediscovery of dementia praecox. Br. J. Psychiatr., Suppl. 25, 6–12.
Can't seem to get a hold of this damned article, which is surprising as it seems fairly well cited. Any help would be greatly appreciated!
I'm looking for a book about psychiatry and mental illness in the 1910's, 20's and 30's, particularly to do with treatment. Does anyone have any suggestions? Thanks!
I had the first "psychotic break" (that's what the doctors called it) about 1 month ago. I could express myself, talk to people but I didn't feel things. I didn't feel the words. The doctor prescribed me a paliperidone 3 mg for 14 days and then 6 mg for 26 days and referred me to be followed by a psychiatrist. In response to the medication I had a freaking panic attack. Did not hold urine correctly. Later it ended up passing, I adapted. I got better but it was falling slowly. Thoughts were less and less reduced. My "I" was gradually being sucked into some part of the unknown universe. When I went to 6mg I had chaotic stress, I couldn't sleep, couldn't eat. In the end I got really sick and later I went to a psychiatrist to lower the dose. I recovered slowly, I can think but in a reduced way. But I don't know what I have. I wrote this right now but I'm not feeling what I'm writing. I do not know what is. I wanted to know if it's the medicine, if it's this disease I have. I don't know and I'm getting a little upset
Is that common? Is it called a failed initiation?
Recently I researched my great grand-uncle whom no one knew about in my family. I found his death certificate in which he died at the age of 31 from “exhaustion caused by dementia praecox” (schizophrenia) at the Weston State Hospital aka Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum. Has anyone had success on accessing medical records from 1930 era and where would they most likely be? Where do I event start to try to access his medical records?
Seit geraumer Zeit sammeln sich in meinem Hirn Spassfakten zur deutschen Sprache an, die ich hier mal zusammentragen wollte. Vielleicht interessiert sich ja der ein oder andere dafür. Über mehr Fakten in den Kommentaren würde ich mich huere freuen!
Schizophrenia or psychosis that is associated has such positive symptoms (auditory, visual hallucinations, hallucinations, delusions, etc.)
But there are also negatives (apathy, anhedonia, social isolation, confusion)
These symptoms all most often cause "brain damage" in many of those who suffer from this disease. There are even studies that say there may also be some correlation with "dementia praecox".
The dpdr, though "less intense" compared to this one, looks very similar. -> anhedonia, emotional fading, loss of emotions, temporary memory, altered thinking sleep, loss of gray matter, etc.
The negative symptoms of schizophrenia affect the prefrontal lobe (I think). Is it the same region where the dpdr problem is located?
I also had several questions to ask because I can't stand being silent.
1º - A person who has developed a dpdr episode is likely to develop another one in the future?
2º- After the person overcomes the situation at what point will he be? Will you get it all back or will you suffer irreversible damage from dpdr? Will the emotions return? Will the world return to the colors it had before?
3º - Will medicine in the future take care of these problems?
4º - Can a person with dpdr develop schizophrenia?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
The doctor says it terminal.
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
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