[Dark] Reports came out that suicide rates actually dropped during the pandemic despite people's worst fears. I guess it's true what they say...

No noose is good noose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClawBadger
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Somewhere, between murder, and suicide........

There is a place called Merseyside - Milton Jones at the Apollo live

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzatron574
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Punny suicide
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nokarateinthepit1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Why did the chicken commit suicide?

To get to the other side

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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After extensive studying of terrorist suicide attackers I have to say...

Those guys are the bomb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nahteviro
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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The author of Webster's dictionary committed suicide with the book he wrote.

At least he died on his own terms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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My terrorists girlfriend said she hadn't ever attempted a suicide bombing

But today I found out jihad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RamSamG
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Why did the math book commit suicide?

Because he had a lot of problems.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_L_v_e_S
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies ?

Everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Why did the french chef committed suicide??

He lost his huile d'olive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yuri-123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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If you want to know what it's like to be a suicide bomber?

You can C4 yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What's suicide ?

A once in a lifetime experience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DearGrocery
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Yesterday I called the suicide hotline, and they didn't pick up

Way to leave me hanging guys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jessetdg4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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I recently did a joke about a suicide bomber not having a return ticket

and it bombed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/listeningSaint
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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A scuba diver committed suicide today

He just couldn’t handle the pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Man, suicide bombers must be dying to kill people
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πŸ‘€︎ u/readyff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Suicide joke

I was gonna make a joke about suicide but it'd be the end of me.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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What do you call an amazing suicide bomber?

Dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustSauce457
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Have you heard the story about the suicide bomber?

It'll blow your mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Izen023
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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One of the stars of Suicide Squad stated that he might start forging iron.

This raises the question: Will Will Smith Smith?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotNowJian-Yang
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2016
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I am allergic to suicide

It's so bad, it could kill me

(Alright. Suicide is nothing to joke about and if you have suicidal thoughts, please try to get help. I did and I feel better than a few years ago. Just remeber that you are important and that I love you)

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Food suicide
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshP0d
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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Where do suicide bombers go after they die?

Everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Suicide
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πŸ‘€︎ u/McSavage6s
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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I don't know what's wrong with suicide jokes

People don't get the hang of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/razorblade620
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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How did the tree commit suicide?

It pulled the twigger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00tah
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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She Was What We Used To Call A Suicide Blond - Dyed By Her Own Hand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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what do mathematicians use to commit suicide

a hypotenoose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MweeisMe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2018
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My wife told me if she ever had Alzheimer’s she’d commit suicide to save me the burden.

I told her that’s the sixth time she’s said that today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sc00tzy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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If you're surprised that Jeff Epstein committed suicide

Just imagine how surprised he was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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When the suicide bomber discovered that he can detonate bombs with his phone, his mind was blown...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatokingXII
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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When your dick friend Obi-Wan drags you into his suicide with his eyes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MTKSharedInk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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My friend had an unpleasant experience with the suicide hotline

They both hung up that day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rebelz3r0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Suicide is not the answer.

Unless someone asked β€œhey what is it called when you kill yourself”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sethpaing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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When you counselor eliminate your suicide thoughts.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/McMemelord420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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I think he overdosed and KERMITTED suicide
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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How does the Italian mafia carry out a suicide bombing?

They rig a Tony...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brickbaterang
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Why did the dolphin commit suicide?

His life had no porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerSkywell
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Why did the chicken commit suicide?

To get to the other side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qarasaq
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Did you hear about the French chef who committed suicide?

Apparently he'd just completely lost the huile d'olive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GargoyleToes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2017
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