Seppuku Puns

A list of puns related to "Seppuku"

I committed Seppuku once. I don't think I have the guts to do it again.

Seppuku is the suicidal act of stabbing yourself in the stomach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaredLiwet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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it takes guts to commit seppuku

get it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MAX228DOESREDDIT
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2016
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If a Samurai has second thoughts while performing seppuku..

Is he having a mid-knife crisis?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crayolalightblue
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2015
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