Some terrorists wanted to film a documentary about plane hijackings
They are currently shooting the pilot
Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist...?
Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist who planted a bomb on the train? He had loco motives.
Terrorist walks into a bar and orders a vodka on the rocks
Bartender picks up a piece of ice, and asks "you like ice?"
Terrorist says "Yes, but more than one would be nice"
Bartender grabs another piece of ice and asks "so, you like ices?"
A terrorist tried to blow up a bus.....
But he burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe!
What is the difference between wife and terrorist?
Huge difference. You can negotiate with a terrorist.
After extensive studying of terrorist suicide attackers I have to say...
Terrorists have planted bombs in cans of alphabetti spaghetti.
If they go off it could spell disaster
Tried telling my sister a terrorist joke
What do you call a southern terrorist?
My terrorists girlfriend said she hadn't ever attempted a suicide bombing
But today I found out jihad
What do you call a 60 y.o terrorist?
Did you hear about the new terrorist boy band?
In Canada, you are more likely to die of a moose kick than of a terrorist attack.
Have you heard of this terrorist group using wooden weapons?
I don’t negotiate with terrorists
wife: she’s three
I don’t care how many she is!
A news report claims terrorists have begun putting explosives inside cans of Alphabetti Soup.
If one goes off it could spell disaster.
What's the difference between women and terrorists?
They both have different definitions for 'BlowJob'
Statistically, you are more likely to be killed by a donkey than by a terrorist attack.
How do you teach sex-ed to a terrorist?
What's a terrorist's favorite place to eat?
What happened when the terrorists caught McClane in Nakatomi Plaza?
They got their Hans on him.
When life gives terrorists lemons
What do you call a terrorist in the bath
What did the terrorist wish to his colleague on his birthday?
Congratulations! Have a blast.
“Back in my day, terrorists used to...”
What’s a terrorists favourite drug?
I would tell a terrorist joke but...
I hear those can make some people blow up.
Did you hear about the chain of terrorist attacks committed by angry bankers?
Police thought the attacks were linked but later found that they were a bunch of loan wolves.
"Oh, not that movie again! How many times can you even watch John McClane kill some terrorists before you get tired?"
"I'm sorry, but you know how it goes. Old habits, Die Hard."
Guess what kinds of shirts the terrorists wear in Counter Strike?
What would a terrorist say when going to Hawaii?
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Aloha akbar
What do you get when you mix a crocidile and a terrorist.
What do terrorists serve at a bar
A terrorist tried blowing up a train.
Fortunately the plan was derailed.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
In Canada your more likely to me killed by a kick from a moose than a terrorist attack
Have you heard of the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
Statistically you’re more likely to be killed by a donkey than a terrorist attack.
Terrorists have been planting bombs in Alphabetti Spaghetti.
Experts say that if detonated, it could spell disaster.
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