They should be greightful.
Two Asian people named Wong are expecting a child. They go to the hospital, and the delivery goes perfectly. But there's a small problem. The newborn is Caucasian. Mrs. Wong asks the doctor, " Why is my child like this?" The doctor says, " Well, ma'am, two Wongs make a white."
Did you hear about that black hole? Nvm. It doesn't matter anyway
This is a pretty OAKay sentence, it may need some SPRUCEing up tho. Dang I need to start branching out with this stuff
I took a turn for the wurst
Now she’s in the ICU
Because they gruesome.
I woke up trembling
You either get twice the amount of dad jokes or you get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mom."
Edit: On another Sub someone called me a homophobe. I want to say I'm not a homophobe it was simply a light hearted joke. I'm gay myself and wouldn't want to create hate or controversy. So sorry if I offended anyone.
Edit 2: Thanks for giving me my first award.
Edit 3: if you have heard it else where then fine Like this one guy in the comments said "I’ve seen it a few times but no doubt many people haven’t. No reason a good joke can’t be posted bc someone’s posted it in the past."
Edit 4: making too many edits but thanks for the gold kind stranger (And all of them means alot)
So today, I had a conversation with my friend while walking home from school. At one point my lace untied and he pointed that out to me while we were walking past a 7eleven. I am horrible at making puns so forgive me. I shall call him J
J: You u should tie up your shoes
Me(pointing to the lays packet in the store): I can't be bothered tying my shoe-lays
J: You should stop spread them all around the "play-se" (place)
Me: Well maybe you should stop lay-zing around and actually study(he couldn't reply to that cuz all he does is lay-ing around aimlessly. Haha! See what I did there!)
Conversation deviates
Me: come follow me to Cheers let's look for a giftcard
J: nah
Me: get your lay-z ass over to cheers u ungrateful bitch! u make my life lays miserables
Don’t worry, he’s all right now.
It was pretty shitty.
That’s the last time I have a dark roast.
We just all have 20/20 vision to witness it this year.
I'm losing sleep over it.
On the plus side, it's only 3 more sleeps until Christmas
I just feel like they need a more accurate job title, like Sub Humans.
Because they used to sinbad
I complained to the owner, but even she didn’t give a fork.
I was driving people bananas.
But I think he's a cracking guy
Thank goodness it was only a bad stream
A Shitzu
Why did the shower head do drugs
peer PRESSURE
Old Man : "Never fall in love with a tennis professional."
Us : "Why Not?"
Old Man : "Because love means nothing to them."
I said "This is stale, mate." He said "Are you sure?" I said "Check, mate".
I believe that’ll be a step in the left direction.
It's E Vil
...he was forced to take out a restraining order.
He’s all right now.
It was no laughing matter.
We were looking at the menu's ( we were at the handmade burger co a restaurant in the Uk) when he said
Him: oh look there are Cajun burgers they must be for special events
I looked at him kind of confused not realising the horrible punch line coming
Him: you know for special oc-Cajuns
Me and my mother just groaned It really was horrible.
The suffered the agony of de-feet.
They didn’t see the sign.
Because they hog the road.
But you know what they always say... Hindsight is next year...
BTW, I plan on using this format A LOT over the next 3 years
Attendant: Sir, that’s a mirror.
He's all right now :)
He's become addicted to quack!
Bobby: "I didn't do it, katydid."
Like, you either get double the dad jokes or get stuck in a infinite loop of "Go ask your mom". I can't imagine the pain.
