What’s the most disgusting type of nut?

The cash-ew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samscostco
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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what do you call disgusting vegetables?

grosseries!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okkb00mer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?

Eau de colon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeHL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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People who sell meat and meat products may be disgusting to some people, but.....

People selling fruits and vegetables are definitely grocer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Putting a seed in your body may sound disgusting at first,

but it grows on you.

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Today on the bus, I caught an absolutely disgusting low lying old pervert watching Porn..........

.......Over my shoulder!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Airline food is disgusting

It just isn’t on the same level as homemade and restaurant food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Muggz_s
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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My 5 yr old girl told her first dad joke today: "Dad look what happened to my tooth!" Smiles and has a disgusting mouthfull of crunched up nachos.

"It's chipped!" Tears of pride and joy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simmsnation
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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So, I was debating this guy about world peace, and he argued that whirled peas sound disgusting!

I think that's called an ad homonym attack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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The European Union is disgusting. Don't believe me?

Say EU real fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/disconformity
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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My rabbit soup was disgusting

It had a hare in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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My wife threatened to leave me over my "filthy and disgusting habits".

I was so shocked I nearly choked on my toenails.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudpucket1969
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2017
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I told my wife we were having liver and onions for dinner and she said that's disgusting!!

I said, no it's offal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/430am
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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What is the most disgusting time of day?

1:44, because it’sa gross

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πŸ‘€︎ u/syclopa
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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What do you call a disgusting home-made Halloween costume?

Gross Domestic Product

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πŸ‘€︎ u/playdoubleplay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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English is disgusting...

It has such a gross vocabulary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_solidwarp_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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A vegan told me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!"

I told them "people who sell fruits and vegetables grocer"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrhotdog82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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A vegan said to me, β€œPeople who sell meat are disgusting!”

I said, β€œPeople who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chooboto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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A vegan said to me people who sell meat are disgusting

I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainOverKill16
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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A vegan said to me that a person who sells meat is disgusting...

I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boom223
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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A vegan once said to me, people who sell meat to eat are disgusting....

I replied, people who sell fruit and vegetables to eat are grocer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting.

But apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amanbbi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Vegan: People who sell meat are disgusting!

Dad: People who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoMEOWner707
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting

I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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A vegan said to me: people who eat meat are disgusting

I replied: people who sell fruit and veg are grocer

(Borrowed indefinitely without permission from @pakalupapito)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RacismIsForBlacks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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A vegan once said to me that people who sell meat are disgusting

I said people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiavyas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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A vegan said to me, people who sell meat are disgusting

I replied, people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anasuna
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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What is the most disgusting food?

Teriyucky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SauceMaster6464
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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Vegans think that people who sell meat are disgusting

But people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting!

But apparently people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g0dfarter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2017
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