I thought she was a keeper.
my birthday would be 24/7
Fool me 92,423 times you're a weatherman.
He really is in his prime.
I just bought a TV that said “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is!
But upon further consideration he was gladiator.
I was taking home $25,000 dollars a week.
"...put an ‘s’ at the front and an ‘e’ at the end!"
But I think it’s just my fatherly figure.
I just bought a TV and it says "Built in Antenna". I don't even know where that is!
Screw me 3 times and we have a baby.
I guess they aren't a very poplar.
... then we could call them Rambo's.
It was rough.
They could’ve called their tour “Hanson and Greta”
He should have known it was not the right Tom to Have her for dessert.
Because we need to be 18 to enter
...because they’re too tired.
He was in a cent.
My boss gets a phone call letting him know a client is here.
Boss - "Oh, Joe Wright is here? Where is he?" (Talking to the receptionist downstairs)
So I turn to my boss and say "Oh, Joe Wright just left!"
Then turned back to my computer in silence with a bunch of shameful looks from my co-workers.