Hideous Puns

My wife bought me this hideous leather jacket, and somehow convinced me to wear it.

I guess I’m easily suede.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 24 2020

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I wrote a story about a mundane, not-so-hideous monster.

My publisher said it was a mediogre work.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/troy_lc

📅︎ Jul 18 2020

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What is the difference between an epileptic clam shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?

One shucks between fits.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Gaeleng

📅︎ Sep 22 2018

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Ladies and gentlemen

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/dandan_56

📅︎ Mar 24 2018

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My wife convinced me to wear a hideous leather jacket that she got for me.

I guess I’m easily suede.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 05 2019

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My wife bought me this hideous leather jacket, but I always agree to wear it out.

I’m easily suede.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 25 2018

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My wife got me a hideous leather jacket, but I don’t mind wearing it.

I’m easily suede.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Mar 15 2019

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