I met a creepy guy who forced me to take home a bunch of horses with swords in their mouths.
He gave me knightmares.
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
Why will the kids born 9 months from now be so creepy?
Because they will be The Children of the Quarn.
I think French people are very creepy..
They give me the crepes
When Captain Marvel goes to the bathroom it's creepy.
People don’t like clowns, they think they’re creepy
But that’s just the way It is.
I'm from Baltimore, and my boy said he wanted to be a creepy rockstar for Halloween
I said "That's easy, you're already a Maryland man's son."
If a creepy eunuch ever says he wants to “gnaw on” you...
He means the reverse.
People say this statue is creepy. I think it's just AHEAD of its time. imgur.com/bCzcFUZ
Son got creepy, I turned it around.
Scene; Nighttime a few days back - just before bedtime - allowing my 2yr old son outside to say goodnight to the moon. Because of the time of year it was big, yellow and close to the horizon.
Son: Daddy, the moon is hungry. Me: Nah, it's Full.
This palm tree on the subway was really creepy and inapproriate
It keep trying to frondle everyone
A couple dads show up over at /r/creepy
http://imgur.com/e7sMIOp
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
