Vermeer was eerie, Vermeer was strange, he had his own color range imgur.com/gallery/NG4f9NU
Eerie and tasteless.
What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent Van Gogh?
"You gonna eat that?"
I find I can carry large sacks of dahlia tubers with ease, although the eerie glow they emit is somewhat offputting.
They must be light bulbs!
I just bought a Van Gogh haunted house.
I have a eerie feeling about it.
German Teacher
Dad told me this one:
A German teacher was having one of his students imitate various objects. He would say car and he would say "vrooom" or sink and he would say "Fsssss" then finally he asks him to imitate a clock and so the student says "tic, tic, tic, tic." And his teachers face moves to an eerie smile and he says, "We have ways of making you toc."
