A list of puns related to "Strangely"
I guess shift happens.
It hit the Spot.
It means nothing to them.
je ne sais quack.
Wreck more.
I call him Dr. Awkward.
I woke up exhausted.
He's really into podcasting!
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
I can always count on them
I'm not sure but another dino mite
Avoid the area, as it has all been coned off.
Which was really strange, since I'd thought that I had left her at home looking after the kids.
Everyone at Apple hates buttons and holes, that's why they get rid of both on their new products...
. . . . .
All over the world countries are trying to flatten the curve.
I had Stranger Things to watch.
I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."
These were Hun Identified Flying Objects.
Buttocks
Source - from the jokes forum.
When it is ajar.
(not mine sadly, from Father, Raised by Wolves tv show)
The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.
He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
But strangely, he kept a dictionary as the only other player. I asked him what he was doing.
He said, βSon, in this game of life, you just need to play with words to make a good dad-joke!β
Because thereβs no honor amongst Steves.
But then I was born.
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, βCongratulations! Youβre the father of twins.β
βThatβs odd,β answers the man. βI work for the Minnesota Twins!β
A nurse says to the second guy, βCongratulations! Youβre the father of triplets!β
βThatβs weird,β answers the second man. βI work for the 3M company!β
A nurse tells the third man, βCongratulations! Youβre the father of quadruplets!β
βThatβs strange,β he answers. βI work for the Four Seasons hotel!β
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. βWhatβs wrong?β the others ask.
βI work for 7 Up!β
..it's really hard to find the happy Medium.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
βYou rotten bastard," says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!β
What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
Dissatisfied with the style of life that he found there, The Monk decides to move into a suburban neighborhood and start up his own line of work. Being trained in the peaceful ways he gets on very well with his neighbours who eventually notice that he has a very strange profession. Despite being very strong and very philosophical The Monk elects to repeatedly visit places with broken fences and remove and replace them.
One day has neighbour approaches him and asks, "with the physical strength and mental capacity that you seem to have, are you not interested in a more physically or mentally challenging job?"
To which The Monk replies, "but everybody knows reposting gives you the most karma."
I donβt know what to make of it.
Then I noticed they were outside the mint.
You're really testing my patients.
Everytime I knock on her door she won't let me Inn.
Dad: You told me to change the baby.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
I thought to myself, βThe streets seem strangely dessertedβ¦β
The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.
He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
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