It may sound strange, but my fingers are my most reliable body part...

I can always count on them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottyharp78
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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If... then...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SarvajanikDesi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Why does the flat earther find a strange sense of joy in this pandemic?

. . . . .

All over the world countries are trying to flatten the curve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_brown_clown
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.

I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Vermeer was eerie, Vermeer was strange, he had his own color range imgur.com/gallery/NG4f9NU
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Strange it seems, Alan Turning
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πŸ‘€︎ u/homodemen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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This is a little Strange.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_PoodlePants
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange on DVD, but I declined.

I had Stranger Things to watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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There are historical accounts of Attila and his army seeing strange otherworldly ships hovering over the battlefields.

These were Hun Identified Flying Objects.

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Don't you HATE it when people Capitalize words sTrAnGeLy?

I guess shift happens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Strange times are a pawn us
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πŸ‘€︎ u/punnybeings
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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This picture is killer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChompyDino53
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.

Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeremywarne
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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I was sold on it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thk_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Why don’t Captain America and Dr. Strange respect each other?

Because there’s no honor amongst Steves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheXMarkSpot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...

The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.

Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.

He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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I was strangely satisfied when I ran over the neighbor's dog with my car...

It hit the Spot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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A Vegetarian Claimed to be my Girlfriend

Which is strange because I'd never seen herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tryze
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I had an appointment with two physicians. They told me, β€œthe more pain you experience, the better you will feel.”

What a strange pair-a-docs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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This sign is strange but I can’t put my finger on it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSamStudios
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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British people look at me strangely when I say "nil."

It means nothing to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.

He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

"What's up?" he says.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

β€œYou rotten bastard," says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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A legit conversation today with my 2 1/2 year old son as we do our daily stroll past a train station that for once, has no trains stationed...

Son: Daddy, where is Thomas? Daddy: I don’t know, mate. Son: He must be working from home today.

Is this his first dad joke?? Strange what they must be picking up from conversations. Got me good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dens382
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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I saw a strange picket line on the way home today. The workers were carrying signs saying "WE MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY”

Then I noticed they were outside the mint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marycartlizer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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What a strange morning. First I find a hat full of money in the street and then I get chased by an angry guy with a guitar!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CormacN
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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I've been trying to get with a strange woman who lives in a Motel but she's playing hard to get.

Everytime I knock on her door she won't let me Inn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollcitybandit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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This tree has strange looking bear-ies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deptar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Why did the yogi refuse anesthetic to have his tooth extracted?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Some strange person dumped a bunch of legos on my front door step this morning.

I don’t know what to make of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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It has been a bit of a strange day today... First of all I found a hat full of money in our local High Street,

then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I'm so mad right now. I was gonna buy a Doctor Strange Funko Pop...

But I accidentally bought the Wong one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_piper_sniper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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A man burst into a doctor's office and began asking all sorts of strange questions to the people waiting inside. When the doctor asked him to stop, he didn't. The doctor replied

You're really testing my patients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrionHunter66
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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My favourite MCU character is Dr. Strange

He has some very good CAPEabilities.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moreson50
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Paddy bought 2 goldfish

His mate Mick visited him.

Mick: "I see you have 2 new goldfish, what do you call them Paddy?"

Paddy: "I named them ONE and TWO"

Mick: "Those are strange names, why did you call them that??"

Paddy: "Well Mick, if ONE dies, I've still got TWO!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MEJAFog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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ALWAYS read the label!

Jake returns home after a long days work, finds the cupboards bare and thinks "that's strange we went shopping this week". He goes to the garbage can to find jars of peanut butter, yogurt, pill bottles, assorted food they've just bought discarded. He asks "Honey why is all the food in the garbage?" he finds her watching TV in the living room she says "Roger is dead", stunned he runs to the backyard to find their pet seal dead. He runs inside shocked and says "wow that's terrible, but why did you throw out all the food?!" she replies "They containers all said DO NOT USE IF SEAL IS BROKEN".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ph00p
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Do you know what's so strange. The word vacuum

It's the only word with a double u in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akien0222
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Mom: Why is their a strange baby in the crib?

Dad: You told me to change the baby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingafer81
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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Greek philosophers have strange names
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dagobertdoc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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My wife is on a tropical fruit diet and our fridge is full of strange stuff.

It’s enough to make a mango crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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I met a strange man the other day really trying to sell me the health benefits of inhaling helium.

He spoke very highly off it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cockplops
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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All of the Sherlock, or Dr. Strange fans...

Have benedicted to Cumberbatch...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evamPUNdit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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I’m feline strangely attracted.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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I was selected by a prominent judge to dress funny and make strange faces in public. I am not mad, I am justice appointed.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I had a strange dream that a pill turned me into a cat.

It gave me pause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaxis2113
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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If there's something strange, in your neighbourhood...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fiveminded
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2017
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Is it strange that I still listen to Tom Jones?

Well, It's Not Unusual.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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My wife and I were talking about people owning strange animals and she said, β€œI’ve always wanted to get a manatee.”

I said, β€œThank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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Hospital Visit

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said.

Sorry, had to mow the lawn.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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A buddy of mine only rents his apartments out to nuns.

Guess you could say he has a Sister complex...

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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What do you call a bunch of green veggies and Dr. Strange’s first line?

Cue-Cumberbatch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marvinli
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Be careful picking strange AirPods up off the street

You might get hearing AIDS.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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I'm strangely attracted to geese. There's just something about them, an x-factor. They have a certain...

je ne sais quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OgreMonk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2017
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Is it strange to have a fetish about accomplishing things?

I just came to my feat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Strange kid grabs my hand. 'Sorry, he says, I thought you were my dad."

"That's ok, I say, I am often a faux pa"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vogon_lyricist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Something strange in this neighborhood (x post /r/MildlyVandalised)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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If you thought this year was strange, I’ve got some news for you.

2019 will be odd too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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So... A fighter in the coliseum faced a strange challenge...

He was presented a beautiful lady and told he had to kill her with cannibalism. This fighter has a good heart and could never do this, but if he did not oblige than both would die. He beat her to death and fed on the remains. Afterwards, it was revealed that the lady was actually quite evil and murdered children.

The camera pans out, it's Russell Crowe, he is Glad-he-ate-her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reddit_Rabit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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I’m developing a comic series, and I need a short pun as the title.

This is about a school janitor who murders children at the school he works at, and I’m looking for either a pun about cleaning or a pun that can somehow tie in murder/violence with cleaning in some way. Strange request, I know.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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There are some strange things in the world. But you want to what's really odd?

Numbers that aren't divisible by 2.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrJackMeahoff
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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I told my wife that I thought that the Grinch's voice was a little strange...

But the wife said "Who?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurtleLoMein
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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I had a strange dream that I was a muffler last night...

It was exhausting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/razer9000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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My dad’s horse grew a horn out of its forehead after it ate this strange mutant maize.

It was a real unique corn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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I found a strange old coin with the faces worn away

I can't make heads or tails of it

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2017
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My wife has this strange fear of getting stuck inside a revolving door.

I said, β€œDon’t worry. You’ll come around eventually.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Strange talent: I can predict the future by smell

they call me Nostrildamus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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Found A Strange Name...

Nice to meet you, "Hate You Company!"

https://www.reddit.com/r/Rainbow6/comments/9ratic/ubisoft_im_hate_you_company_im_waiting_for/e8feb5j?utm_source=reddit-android

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacPhlurry
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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My uncle was killed by a man with a metal leg joint, which was strange because he had always wanted one.

But I think he would still appreciate the iron-knee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WheresTheWombo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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New houses without toilets are strange...

They're uncanny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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SherLocked
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadNigga
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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A mountain climber had recently set the world record for climbing a mountain with a strange name

He was at the peak of productivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tylermemelord
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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I was awoken last night by a strange, "cluck cluck cluck" sound and feathers falling on my face...

Must have been a poultry-geist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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Doc Visit

When Dermatologist finishes looking me over, he asks if anything strange was on my penis. ( I was wearing undies). I said " once in awhile the wife"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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I had this strange out of body experience I was a plumber then I suddenly woke up.

Turns out it was just a pipe dream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefanopolis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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So I know of this mall that uses animal employees...

I was walking along the food court when I saw this one animal that was incredibly overdressed compared to the others. While most where in their uniform, this one was in a red and gold robe, and was strangely being followed by a bunch of Buddhist monks.

I asked one of the customers if it was an Alpaca Packer.

They said no.

It's the Deli Llama.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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"You're breath-taking"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abbe1891
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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When Dr Strange made illusions of himself in Infinity War,he became....

Dr Strange(r)s...

You’re welcome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darndc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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My son asked me, β€œDo you want to hear a really good Batman impression!?” I said, β€œGo on, then.” He shouted, β€œNOT THE KRYPTONITE!” I laughed, β€œThat’s Superman!”

He replied, β€œThanks dad! I’ve been practicing a lot!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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Strange.

I find it strange that blind people walk their dogs so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SUBADOOBADO
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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Walking home last night, I passed a slice of apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.

I thought to myself, β€œThe streets seem strangely desserted…”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Retgits
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...

The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.

Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.

He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Fingers

It may sound strange, but my fingers are my most reliable body part...

>!I can always count on them... !<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coffeeaficionado_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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It's been a bit of a strange day...

...First I found a hat full of money...Then I got chased down the road by an angry man with a guitar?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grenish23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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My wife asked if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange on Netflix.

I said, β€œNo. I have Stranger Things to watch.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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My wife asked me whether I want to watch Dr. Strange on Netflix.

I told her no. I had Stranger Things to watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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My daughter screeched, β€œdad, you haven’t listed to one word I’ve said, have you!?” What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alfrodobaggins
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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My wife asked me whether I wanted to see Dr. Strange with her.

I said, β€œNo. I got Stranger Things to watch.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?"

What a strange way to start a conversation with me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isthisgood12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?"

What a strange way to start a conversation with me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grag01
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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My wife and I were talking about people owning strange animals and she said, β€œI’ve always wanted to get a manatee.”

I said, β€œThank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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My wife and I were talking about people owning strange animals when she said, β€œI’ve always wanted to get a manatee.”

I said, β€œThank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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My wife and I were talking about people owning strange animals and she said, β€œI’ve always wanted to get a manatee.”

I said, β€œThank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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