You know, 5 is very strange

As a number it's quite odd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryanthedoctor11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I find it strange that reckless drivers...

Wreck more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supercman99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I had a strange dream last night that I was a muffler.

I woke up exhausted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteen_20
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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My strange friend always baits his hooks with okra when fly fishing...

He's really into podcasting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.

Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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It may sound strange, but my fingers are my most reliable body part...

I can always count on them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottyharp78
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Strange it seems, Alan Turning
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πŸ‘€︎ u/homodemen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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This is a little Strange.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_PoodlePants
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Vermeer was eerie, Vermeer was strange, he had his own color range imgur.com/gallery/NG4f9NU
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange on DVD, but I declined.

I had Stranger Things to watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Why does the flat earther find a strange sense of joy in this pandemic?

. . . . .

All over the world countries are trying to flatten the curve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_brown_clown
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Strange times are a pawn us
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πŸ‘€︎ u/punnybeings
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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There are historical accounts of Attila and his army seeing strange otherworldly ships hovering over the battlefields.

These were Hun Identified Flying Objects.

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...

The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.

Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.

He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Why don’t Captain America and Dr. Strange respect each other?

Because there’s no honor amongst Steves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheXMarkSpot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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This sign is strange but I can’t put my finger on it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSamStudios
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.

He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

"What's up?" he says.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

β€œYou rotten bastard," says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Some strange person dumped a bunch of legos on my front door step this morning.

I don’t know what to make of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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What a strange morning. First I find a hat full of money in the street and then I get chased by an angry guy with a guitar!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CormacN
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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This tree has strange looking bear-ies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deptar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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I saw a strange picket line on the way home today. The workers were carrying signs saying "WE MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY”

Then I noticed they were outside the mint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marycartlizer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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A man burst into a doctor's office and began asking all sorts of strange questions to the people waiting inside. When the doctor asked him to stop, he didn't. The doctor replied

You're really testing my patients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrionHunter66
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Mom: Why is their a strange baby in the crib?

Dad: You told me to change the baby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingafer81
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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I've been trying to get with a strange woman who lives in a Motel but she's playing hard to get.

Everytime I knock on her door she won't let me Inn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollcitybandit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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My wife is on a tropical fruit diet and our fridge is full of strange stuff.

It’s enough to make a mango crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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I'm so mad right now. I was gonna buy a Doctor Strange Funko Pop...

But I accidentally bought the Wong one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_piper_sniper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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If there's something strange, in your neighbourhood...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fiveminded
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2017
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It's been a bit of a strange day...

...First I found a hat full of money...Then I got chased down the road by an angry man with a guitar?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grenish23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Greek philosophers have strange names
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dagobertdoc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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I met a strange man the other day really trying to sell me the health benefits of inhaling helium.

He spoke very highly off it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cockplops
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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My favourite MCU character is Dr. Strange

He has some very good CAPEabilities.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moreson50
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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All of the Sherlock, or Dr. Strange fans...

Have benedicted to Cumberbatch...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evamPUNdit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Do you know what's so strange. The word vacuum

It's the only word with a double u in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akien0222
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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My daughter screeched, β€œdad, you haven’t listed to one word I’ve said, have you!?” What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alfrodobaggins
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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I had a strange dream that a pill turned me into a cat.

It gave me pause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaxis2113
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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My wife and I were talking about people owning strange animals and she said, β€œI’ve always wanted to get a manatee.”

I said, β€œThank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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I was selected by a prominent judge to dress funny and make strange faces in public. I am not mad, I am justice appointed.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Is it strange that I still listen to Tom Jones?

Well, It's Not Unusual.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Something strange in this neighborhood (x post /r/MildlyVandalised)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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Be careful picking strange AirPods up off the street

You might get hearing AIDS.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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So... A fighter in the coliseum faced a strange challenge...

He was presented a beautiful lady and told he had to kill her with cannibalism. This fighter has a good heart and could never do this, but if he did not oblige than both would die. He beat her to death and fed on the remains. Afterwards, it was revealed that the lady was actually quite evil and murdered children.

The camera pans out, it's Russell Crowe, he is Glad-he-ate-her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reddit_Rabit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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There are some strange things in the world. But you want to what's really odd?

Numbers that aren't divisible by 2.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrJackMeahoff
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.

Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeremywarne
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...

The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.

Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.

He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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My wife asked if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange on Netflix.

I said, β€œNo. I have Stranger Things to watch.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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My wife asked me whether I want to watch Dr. Strange on Netflix.

I told her no. I had Stranger Things to watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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It has been a bit of a strange day today... First of all I found a hat full of money in our local High Street,

then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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My wife asked me whether I wanted to see Dr. Strange with her.

I said, β€œNo. I got Stranger Things to watch.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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