Exotic Puns

A list of puns related to "Exotic"

I have a friend who just finished her PhD in Botany. Instead of math and statistics, her dissertation is full of pictures of exotic plants.

She sure has a lot of photos in thesis.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jun 04 2021
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My wife tried to buy an exotic snake on line. When the package arrived, it only contained feather scarves.

Looks like, the boa cons tricked her.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jun 04 2021
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I went to an exotic petting zoo with Boy George. He wasn't at all impressed with their limited range of animals.

He started pointing them out to me.

"Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chameleon."

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I thought of this today while driving and smacked my wheel as I giggled. My girlfriend stared at me, bemused and confused.

I like it. I'm proud of myself.

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👤︎ u/zipflop
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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What do you call an exotic Italian supercar made entirely of wood?

Lumberghini.

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👤︎ u/GoGoCrumbly
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.

Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.

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👤︎ u/chexmp
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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I once went to a Hispanic restaurant that specialized in various exotic cheeses. I asked what was on the menu.

“‘Kay, so...” the waiter started

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👤︎ u/TotallyIneptWeeb
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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I opened up an exotic bird store next to my rival.

Cause toucan play that game.... I’ll show myself to the door 🤦🏻‍♂️

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👤︎ u/Bradb717
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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With bars finally reopening, exotic dancers can once again bring home the bacon...

...but only one strip at a time.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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Not many people know this, but Boy George had a taste for exotic and somewhat illegal Indian cuisine...

His favourite was the Korma Chameleon.

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👤︎ u/Dongwaffler
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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When buying an exotic flower for your lover there are two choices. Use contraception…

Orchid

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant
📅︎ May 10 2020
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Joe Exotic persuaded two straight men to marry him

Want to find out how?

You do the Meth!

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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Two Irishmen rob a grocery store of a pallet of exotic macadamia nuts to sell on the black market. They begin to argue about where to take the pallet when the passenger says "You're driving me nuts!" The driver replies..

YOUR NUTS?!?!?

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👤︎ u/valonnyc
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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Ever heard of the exotic dancer that graduated from MIT?

For her thesis, she did a Mobius strip tease.

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👤︎ u/brayradberry
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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What disease do exotic dancers get?

Strip throat.

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👤︎ u/BoossyyBodger
📅︎ Mar 21 2019
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On a whim, I went to buy 100 exotic birds last week

All my mates took the piss out of me saying that I had more money than sense. But it turned out alright, they were pretty cheep cheep cheep.

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👤︎ u/parkes00
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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I told my son, "I just made a film about an exotic cake."

"Where's it set in?" he asked.

I said, "The oven."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jul 13 2019
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One exotic bird cannot destroy capitalism

But Toucan

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👤︎ u/Dajafo01
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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How many beers does it take to get an exotic bird drunk?

Toucans

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👤︎ u/ipokefatpeople
📅︎ Oct 08 2018
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What is the most exotic car on the market?

Hyundai, because it has an accent

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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I went to an exotic seafood restaurant that serves clown fish, but I didn't eat it.

It tasted funny.

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👤︎ u/brother_p
📅︎ Jan 08 2019
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I'm going to start a line of footwear to market to exotic dancers.

They're called Daddy Is-Shoes.

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👤︎ u/QuestionMarkyMark
📅︎ Jul 02 2018
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My wife and I went to a new restaurant last night, where they serve the flesh of exotic birds and animals.

We both decided to try pelican, which was absolutely fantastic, but the bill was enormous.

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👤︎ u/fukhed69
📅︎ Jul 11 2018
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How many exotic birds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Toucan.

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👤︎ u/Vandorbelt
📅︎ Jun 22 2017
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I tried a new, exotic yogurt brand today

Didn't like it too much. I guess I'm not cultured enough

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👤︎ u/bluecarpets
📅︎ Jun 15 2017
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My wife tried to order an exotic snake online, but when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves...

Looks like the boa cons tricked her...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 13 2020
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My exotic bird challenged me to a game of chess

I told him, "Toucan play at that game."

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👤︎ u/natebrennan
📅︎ Oct 14 2018
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