I went to an exotic petting zoo with Boy George. He wasn't at all impressed with their limited range of animals.

He started pointing them out to me.

"Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chameleon."

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I thought of this today while driving and smacked my wheel as I giggled. My girlfriend stared at me, bemused and confused.

I like it. I'm proud of myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zipflop
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What do you call an exotic Italian supercar made entirely of wood?

Lumberghini.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoGoCrumbly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.

Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chexmp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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My wife tried to order an exotic snake online, but when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves...

Looks like the boa cons tricked her...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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I once went to a Hispanic restaurant that specialized in various exotic cheeses. I asked what was on the menu.

β€œβ€˜Kay, so...” the waiter started

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TotallyIneptWeeb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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I opened up an exotic bird store next to my rival.

Cause toucan play that game.... I’ll show myself to the door πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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With bars finally reopening, exotic dancers can once again bring home the bacon...

...but only one strip at a time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Not many people know this, but Boy George had a taste for exotic and somewhat illegal Indian cuisine...

His favourite was the Korma Chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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When buying an exotic flower for your lover there are two choices. Use contraception…

Orchid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Joe Exotic persuaded two straight men to marry him

Want to find out how?

You do the Meth!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Two Irishmen rob a grocery store of a pallet of exotic macadamia nuts to sell on the black market. They begin to argue about where to take the pallet when the passenger says "You're driving me nuts!" The driver replies..

YOUR NUTS?!?!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/valonnyc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Ever heard of the exotic dancer that graduated from MIT?

For her thesis, she did a Mobius strip tease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brayradberry
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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What disease do exotic dancers get?

Strip throat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoossyyBodger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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On a whim, I went to buy 100 exotic birds last week

All my mates took the piss out of me saying that I had more money than sense. But it turned out alright, they were pretty cheep cheep cheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parkes00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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I told my son, "I just made a film about an exotic cake."

"Where's it set in?" he asked.

I said, "The oven."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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How many beers does it take to get an exotic bird drunk?

Toucans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ipokefatpeople
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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What is the most exotic car on the market?

Hyundai, because it has an accent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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I went to an exotic seafood restaurant that serves clown fish, but I didn't eat it.

It tasted funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brother_p
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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I'm going to start a line of footwear to market to exotic dancers.

They're called Daddy Is-Shoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuestionMarkyMark
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2018
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My wife and I went to a new restaurant last night, where they serve the flesh of exotic birds and animals.

We both decided to try pelican, which was absolutely fantastic, but the bill was enormous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukhed69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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How many exotic birds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Toucan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vandorbelt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2017
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I tried a new, exotic yogurt brand today

Didn't like it too much. I guess I'm not cultured enough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluecarpets
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
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My exotic bird challenged me to a game of chess

I told him, "Toucan play at that game."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/natebrennan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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