Rare pun opportunity, I think I nailed it
For years I’ve been searching through record shops trying to find rare original U2 vinyls
But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
It’s a rare occurrence when a pun gives you a religious experience. The Argyle Sweater for 4/2/2021
How do you catch a rare rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a pet rabbit?
The tame way.
A Rare photo of the MilkyWay from Mars
At the office barbecue, I grilled some rare steak for our boss, and he said, “I like it well done.”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”
Doc: "Sir, you've caught a very rare disease. "
Me: "How rare?"
Doc: "You pick the name.
My uncle used to be a rare coin dealer...
Until a group of crooks broke into his shop & beat him 'cent-less'
Its extremely rare for a defibrillator not to work.
But when it happens no one’s shocked.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Earthquakes are rare in my area...
so I have no fault insurance.
Did you hear about the man who only collected rare pennies?
He didn't have a lot of common cents.
It’s very rare that a defibrillator fails.
But when it does, no one is shocked.
Why do I always cook my deer meat at medium rare instead of medium?
There is so much more flavor that way, It’s really a game changer.
Used military vehicles in higher levels of trim are rare.
All I can find are base models.
So the customer asks the chef if anyone orders steak raw and the waiter replied ‘yeh but that’s rare’
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
Jokes about white sugar are rare.
Jokes about brown sugar, demarara.
A rare picture of ground in its natural habitat
Steak jokes are a rare medium well done.
Nevermind, that was raw. Let me cook something else up.
Eating rare chicken is dangerous, and even lethal sometimes.
It would be a pretty fowl way to go.
Rare photograph of The Milky Way viewed from Mars
How rare is an excellent father?
When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.
It's called Parking Son's disease.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
The Rare and Endangered "Kimono Dragon"
A rare sea bass has been spotted
A rare photo of the Milky way viewed from Mars.
Me and some other guys like to get together at the local supermarket to show off our rare breed black-feathered chickens. New guy today mustn't have understood because...
There was an unexpected white hen in the bragging area
My friend keeps his rare coin collection where it could easily be stolen.
I mean, he has no common cents.
People say that self roasts should be rare
But i prefer them well done
I have this rare disease that causes me to talk like a YouTuber
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Rare Pic of human walking on Space
Rare diseases carried by bat droppings
Be careful to avoid bat droppings. You can catch a rare disease from them that can drive you batshit crazy.
I asked for my steak to be rare
I sent it back because it was the same as always
“This is rare, I like seeing things well done.”
My wife doesn't like my rare penny collection...
She says it lacks common cents
I’ve been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I’m an airport building.
How do you catch a rare bird?
At the office barbecue, I grilled a medium rare steak and my boss said, “I like it well done!”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot to me.”
Jokes about sugar are rare...
Jokes about brown sugar: demerara
How do you catch a rare bird?
I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”
Well done jokes about meat are pretty rare
Steak puns are a rare medium well done
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