At the office barbecue, I grilled some rare steak for our boss, and he said, “I like it well done.”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”
So the customer asks the chef if anyone orders steak raw and the waiter replied ‘yeh but that’s rare’
Steak jokes are a rare medium well done.
Nevermind, that was raw. Let me cook something else up.
I asked for my steak to be rare
I sent it back because it was the same as always
I see people ordering their steaks rare all the time.
They should really change the name.
I went to a restaurant with two friends the other day one of them ordered a rare steak and the other asked for a medium rare steak. When we got our food they had each other's steaks,
I then instinctively yelled "I guess this was just a big 'mistake'"
Good steaks are rare these days
so don't order yours well done.
My girlfriend complained to me that it's such a rare occurrence when we have steaks
I'll try to make it a medium rare occurrence next time.
What would a rare steak say if it could talk?
Do you have some Aloe Vera?
This steak is so rare!
Brother: "This steak is so rare!" Dad: "Not really, you can find it at any supermarket."
At the office barbecue, I grilled a medium rare steak and my boss said, “I like it well done!”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot to me.”
I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”
Steak puns are a rare medium well done
Any steak puns in the house? I hear they are a rare medium well done...
A steak pun is a rare medium well done
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
Steak puns are a medium rare well done.
I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend.
He said, "I like it well done."
I said, "Thanks, that means a lot."
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
