*Steak puns 100*
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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Steak puns are difficult to think of...

Its a rare medium well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdb12345
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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Steak puns:

Are a rare medium, well done!

My 22 yo son told me! I'm so proud of him! well on his way!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzamike64
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2013
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Waiter: β€œHow do you like your steak, sir”?

Sir: β€œLike winning an argument with my wife”.

Waiter β€œRare it is!”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boredhanda
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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I actually said this. I dropped a pack of steaks on the floor at the grocery store

I looked down and said "i guess thats how they make ground beef" another customer got a kick out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lonewolf71298
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Waitress: How did you find your steak Sir?

I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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High Steaks Poker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandbagDarryll
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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A chef accidentally undercooked his steak.

He said of it, "I usually always cook it properly. That's rare."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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My wife said that the steak was over-seasoned

But she says that a lot, so take it with a grain of salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramiel01
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?

They're a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Waiter : "How would you like your steak cooked"?

Me : "Take a guess"

Waiter : "Medium rare"?

Me : "Well done"

Waiter : "umm, huh"???

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo-1000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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I had this massive piece of steak on the barbecue last night. As it was cooking, the smell of the juices made my mouth salivate.

I had a thought. I wondered if vegetarians had the same effect, while mowing their lawn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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How do you properly eat a cheese steak?

Very care-Philly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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High quality steak
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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steaks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalifo_yt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I was cooking beef steaks and flipped it. I didn't catch it.

It was a missed steak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yatzhie04
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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My steak didn’t taste very good. At first I thought I over cooked it

But it turns out I didn’t make it in thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No-Hawk-2488
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Washington steak
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Washpedantic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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What do they call steak from young sheep in Geneva?

Switzerlamb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Waitress asked me how I found my steak.

I told her it wasn't difficult. They were right next to my potatoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gp_11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Steak Puns...

are a rare medium well done

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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A steak pun

Is a rare medium well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jevt1987
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Steak puns are a rare medium well done
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Ever heard of a steak pun?

it's a rare medium well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ladeuxes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSupraDixk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2016
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A steak pun

Is rare and medium well done

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragon_Athernos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Good steak puns...

... are a rare medium well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magnificent_mango
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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A steak pun is a rare medium well done
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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_smell_awesome
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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A steak pun

is a rare medium well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsaacB1
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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Any steak puns in the house? I hear they are a rare medium well done...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/helrob21
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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What do you guys think of Steak puns?

I think it's a rare medium well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zigmanjames
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2016
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A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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A steak pun

Is a rare medium well done

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImDatGaminGuy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Steak puns...

a rare medium done well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2076baseballbat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2017
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Steak Puns

They are a rare medium, but usually well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeoTheSpiderboy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Steak puns

A rare medium done well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xx_das_shame_xx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2016
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Steak puns are a medium rare well done.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComixBoox
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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I tried to explain steak puns to my daughter

But it's a rare medium well done.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2016
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A steak pun

... is a medium rarely done well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taftastic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2015
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Steak pun

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BCJunglist
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2014
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Steak Puns...

They're a rare medium, well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simonp22
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2015
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What do you call a good steak pun?

A rare medium well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spacemn5piff
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2015
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This is a pretty high steak pun.

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ikingdoms
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2013
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A Steak Pun

... Is a rare medium, well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-Llama-Snackbar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2017
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How do cats like their steak

RARE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spoopychillz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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