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My 22 yo son told me! I'm so proud of him! well on his way!

Sir: “Like winning an argument with my wife”.

Waiter “Rare it is!”.

I looked down and said "i guess thats how they make ground beef" another customer got a kick out of it.

I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was.

He said of it, "I usually always cook it properly. That's rare."

But she says that a lot, so take it with a grain of salt.

They're a little meteor.

Me : "Take a guess"

Waiter : "Medium rare"?

Me : "Well done"

Waiter : "umm, huh"???

I had a thought. I wondered if vegetarians had the same effect, while mowing their lawn.

Very care-Philly.

February 14th

It was a missed steak

But it turns out I didn’t make it in thyme.

Switzerlamb

I told her it wasn't difficult. They were right next to my potatoes

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