A list of puns related to "Grilled"
It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road...
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”
I answered: "It is, but only margarinely more."
Note: this really happened.
I told them it was fine, because I caught the fish in a lake.
It was succulent.
The waiter responds: "what's with the big pause? "
Out of the frying pan and into the friar.
Chilled grease!
He responded with, “It’s not walking away.”
It's a just-in-quesadilla.
To me, there is nothing Grater
Fiancee: Let's see: summer squash...
Me: ...and some aren't!
It's a barbequeue
Dad: Why didn't you make me a grilled cheese too?
Me: I dunno. I didn't think you wanted one.
Dad: I guess I wasn't Gouda-nough
Barbie queue
I'm Lack Toast Intolerant.
As we were each prepping our burgers, I noticed these large pickle chips that fit perfectly on a sandwich and commented on how well they work. Everyone nodded in agreement when, from the corner of the room, my dad comments, "They're kind of a big Dill".
I stopped by my parents house for dinner - Mom: I picked up Halibut at Costco Dad: I'm gunna marinate it and grill just for the Halibut!
They were tasty, but apparently they were the pits to work with.
"Don't dare get any of this on your forehead, your tongue will beat your brains out trying to get to it". For 20 years I have hoped for a new joke, at least the meats are tasty.
Dad: "Hey my grill is really hot. My grill keeps me warm. My grill is smokin! She's my number one grill."
Still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
It still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot to me.”
The waiter replies “Why the big pawse?”
...
“Because I’m a bear”
Still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
*As told five minutes ago by my dad.
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