The Grilled Cheese Grill Puns

I answered: "It is, but only margarinely more."

Note: this really happened.

Out of the frying pan and into the friar.

He says to the waiter, “I want a grilled... cheese.” The waiter says “what’s with the pause?” “What do you mean?” the bear inquires, “I’m a bear!”

The bear says 'A grilled...cheese,' The waiter says 'Why the big pause?' The bear responds 'I'm a bear.'

What would you guys name a sausage and grilled cheese truck? I came here for obvious reasons. The truck's wrap depicts a sausage smashing the Berlin wall, if that helps.

I was out with some friends, we were grabbing some food at a local coffee shop. Their prices were fucking sweet, like three bucks for a sandwich. Anyway, I placed by order:

-$4.50 for a grilled cheese (heavenly)

-$3.00 for a small shake

-$0.60 tax

The cashier nods and says, "Thank you, that'll be $8.10"

I replied, "It's about to be ea-ten"

I'm pretty sure they spit in my food...

Wife: Can you man the soup while I make the grilled cheese? Me yelling at the soup cans: BE A MAN!!!

My friends were talking about different kinds of cheese.

> Oh my gosh, do you see that grilled cheese floating over there?

They all look around the room in confusion...

> Oh... nevermind, it was just a halloumination.

I shouldn't have said it whilst one of them was holding the cheese knife - he looked like he wanted to stab me.

Me: I'm hungry can you make me a sandwich?

Dad: Here, let me make you a grilled cheese.

(proceeds to open fridge, and take out the cheese)

Dad: GOD DAMNIT CHEESE,YOU LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHIN. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET SOME WORK DONE TODAY. KEEP THIS UP AND YOU WONT BE HERE NEXT MONDAY...

I never got a sandwich.

Background: My SO and I were at a flea market in LA the other day where there were food trucks scattered about. The one we chose to eat at specialized in grilled cheese (my favorite food). They had a sign saying they would cater special events... I asked how far of a radius they would travel. Cheese Griller: We actually have a few trucks between here and Texas. Me: None in North Carolina? Cheese Griller: Nope. Me: Well... are you looking for any francheesors?

SO immediately disowned me and walked away.

But I don't know how to tuna fish.

From my dad at the dinner table this evening, grill cheese and tuna on a bun.