I recently switched from using mayonnaise to using butter for making grilled cheese sandwiches. My wife said she liked them more with the butter, but kindly asked me if it was more work this way?

I answered: "It is, but only margarinely more."

Note: this really happened.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LemonAdeAid
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What do you call a monk who steals a grilled cheese sandwich right off the griddle?

Out of the frying pan and into the friar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allymeow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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A bear walks into a restaurant and says, "I'd like a grilled.......... cheese"

The waiter responds: "what's with the big pause? "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poops-n-farts
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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What do you call a refrigerated grilled cheese?

Chilled grease!

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I keep a spare grilled tortilla with cheese sandwich in my fridge.

It's a just-in-quesadilla.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MantisGuy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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I love making Grilled Cheese

To me, there is nothing Grater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Murphy223
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Dad: Why didn't you make me a grilled cheese too?

Dad: Why didn't you make me a grilled cheese too?

Me: I dunno. I didn't think you wanted one.

Dad: I guess I wasn't Gouda-nough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jack0315
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2017
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I ran out of bread for my grilled-cheese today. This is unacceptable.

I'm Lack Toast Intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuArcher
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2017
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While making grilled cheese sandwiches...

Dad: "Hey my grill is really hot. My grill keeps me warm. My grill is smokin! She's my number one grill."

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Made myself a pun sandwich
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πŸ‘€︎ u/uno_moss
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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One of my students got me good today.

We were talking about cheeses and I said if you put havarti and gouda together on a grilled cheese it's so amazing.

A student said "havarti done it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spenceb7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Who do mice pray to ?

Cheesus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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German (Berlin) Sausage Truck needs a name!

What would you guys name a sausage and grilled cheese truck? I came here for obvious reasons. The truck's wrap depicts a sausage smashing the Berlin wall, if that helps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uber_kitty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2014
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Grate, now what am I supposed to do?

Grate, now what am I supposed to do?

(Happened when I was trying to prepare a grilled cheese for my daughter's lunch)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iugrad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2016
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Dadjoked a cashier

I was out with some friends, we were grabbing some food at a local coffee shop. Their prices were fucking sweet, like three bucks for a sandwich. Anyway, I placed by order:

-$4.50 for a grilled cheese (heavenly)

-$3.00 for a small shake

-$0.60 tax

The cashier nods and says, "Thank you, that'll be $8.10"

I replied, "It's about to be ea-ten"

I'm pretty sure they spit in my food...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LukeNukem99
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2014
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I bought soup to heat up for dinner...

Wife: Can you man the soup while I make the grilled cheese? Me yelling at the soup cans: BE A MAN!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordofthebar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2017
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"Dadjoked" all my friends today.

My friends were talking about different kinds of cheese.

> Oh my gosh, do you see that grilled cheese floating over there?

They all look around the room in confusion...

> Oh... nevermind, it was just a halloumination.

I shouldn't have said it whilst one of them was holding the cheese knife - he looked like he wanted to stab me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patrik333
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2014
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The cheesiest

Me: I'm hungry can you make me a sandwich?

Dad: Here, let me make you a grilled cheese.

(proceeds to open fridge, and take out the cheese)

Dad: GOD DAMNIT CHEESE,YOU LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHIN. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET SOME WORK DONE TODAY. KEEP THIS UP AND YOU WONT BE HERE NEXT MONDAY...

I never got a sandwich.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCleanupBatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2014
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Just because I'm a childless female doesn't mean I can't dad joke.

Background: My SO and I were at a flea market in LA the other day where there were food trucks scattered about. The one we chose to eat at specialized in grilled cheese (my favorite food). They had a sign saying they would cater special events... I asked how far of a radius they would travel. Cheese Griller: We actually have a few trucks between here and Texas. Me: None in North Carolina? Cheese Griller: Nope. Me: Well... are you looking for any francheesors?

SO immediately disowned me and walked away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lliz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2014
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I can tune a guitar...

But I don't know how to tuna fish.

From my dad at the dinner table this evening, grill cheese and tuna on a bun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellfireHD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2014
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A grizzly bear walks into a restaurant and says β€œCan I get a grilled..............cheese?”

The waiter replies β€œWhy the big pawse?”

...

β€œBecause I’m a bear”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewFound_Fury
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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A bear walks into a restaurant.

He says to the waiter, β€œI want a grilled... cheese.” The waiter says β€œwhat’s with the pause?” β€œWhat do you mean?” the bear inquires, β€œI’m a bear!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majin_Buu22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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A bear walks into a restaurant and the waiter asks what he wants to eat

The bear says 'A grilled...cheese,' The waiter says 'Why the big pause?' The bear responds 'I'm a bear.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiggiePhats
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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