Cooking Fat Puns

A list of puns related to "Cooking Fat"

Nauru is the most obese country in the world, followed by the Cook Islands.

Does that mean that the Cook Islands have a fat chance of catching up?

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👤︎ u/Bananarang1
📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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Why are fat kids such good children?

They're well rounded.

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👤︎ u/Tinyhibachigrill
📅︎ Aug 21 2019
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Granddad always switches the first letters of words around. Today was his funniest

My mom explains how she cooked the potatoes with duck fat. Granddad:"duck fat... how about fuck dat!... oh jeez"

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👤︎ u/tinomonk
📅︎ Apr 11 2014
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