Today I bought extra virgin olive oil

After I used it it was just olive oil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EthiopianBrotha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?

Attempted Hummus-ide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Where does extra virgin olive oil comes from ?

Really ugly olives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I went on a date, and all she kept talking about for three hours was olive oil

I’m thinking extra virgin

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Peanut oil is made from peanuts. Olive oil is from olives..

I'm not ever buying any more baby oil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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How does virgin olive oil become extra virgin olive oil?

After getting dating advice from a Redditor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Olive oil

My uncle Arnie asked me if I knew where extra virgin olive oil came from. I said no and he said very ugly trees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TY2VETS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Olive oil and I have one thing in common

We are both extra virgin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CAP815
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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How does olive oil lose its virginity?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eXieBoiiTV
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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My boyfriend said, "Do you know how extra virgin olive oil is made?"

"How?"

"It's made from really ugly olives."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuaereVerumm
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2014
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When it comes to good quality olive oil, I feel sorry for green olives...

They must be under a lot of pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tirbert
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2016
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Dad, what does it mean if olive oil is "extra virgin"?

"It means it must be in your friend group."

Damn dad. Cold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoubleUnderscore
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2017
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My wife said "Go get me olive oil."

I said "I'm not gonna go fight Popeye for her, you go get her."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samusftw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2017
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My dad told me how olive oil used to be made.

Me: I wonder how they pressed olive in ancient times.

Dad: They probably used Oliphaunts.

I laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeWittyRemark
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2015
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My transformation is almost complete

So my wife is currently working from home and her employer decided to send her a hamper package in the mail. It was quite nice but pretty standard stuff. Wine, some cookies, crackers and also a bottle extra virgin olive oil (came with a cheese platter kit)

Wife was pretty happy about the fancy packaging and showed it to me saying "look they even sent extra virgin olive oil in this little fancy bottle for cheese platters!"

My response? "Aww that poor olive oil bottle never had sex? So sad!"

...Pls send help

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hyperpuma
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Long, stupid Dad joke

The ancient Greeks greatly feared volcanic explosions from Mt. Olympus, so they developed a tradition of sacrificing young maidens to the Gods on the mountain. Every year they selected five girls, and sacrificed four. Then they assigned the other one to stomp the olive harvest. That’s where we get Extra Virgin Olive Oil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Addama33
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Why did Popeye write to the Italian food company Bertolli, thanking them for everything they’d done?

They made olive oil spread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tango91
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Looks like they spilled Olive it...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lompx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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β€œOil on canvas”——Anonymous Artist, circa 21st century.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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What kind of oil does Popeyes Chicken use?

Olive Oil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hogfish79
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Why did Jamie Oliver become a cook?

He has four ingredients hidden in his name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dexaler
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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Eating spaghetti with the two year old

Him: shovels spaghetti into gob using both hands, smearing spaghetti, olive oil and garlic all over his face

Me: β€œWell now you’ve gotta pasta face and pasta fingers, I guess I gotta pasta napkin”

My wife: Eye roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irongustavius
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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Italians like to talk because

they eat so much Extroversion Olive Oil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JamesKPolkerface
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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I always get chatty after I eat Italian food.

Must be all the extroversion olive oil!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/threeninjas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2015
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At dinner last night...

I was at dinner with my family at an Italian restaurant and the waitress said, "Here is some extra virgin olive oil for your bread." And then my dad said, "can I get something with a little more experience?" My dad's thick accent did not help, the poor girl couldn't tell it was a joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrap_haoles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2014
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