Today I bought extra virgin olive oil
After I used it it was just olive oil.
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Where does extra virgin olive oil comes from ?
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
How many olives grow on a tree?
We olive get out of here!
I went on a date, and all she kept talking about for three hours was olive oil
I’m thinking extra virgin
Why don’t we ever have olives in our fridge?
Because I always eat olive them
Wife: I know you don’t like olives, but there are so many in this salad. I can’t get them out.
My son asked why so many people liked black olives...
I replied, “you should ask olive them.”
Peanut oil is made from peanuts. Olive oil is from olives..
I'm not ever buying any more baby oil.
Why was Popeye first attracted to Olive Oyl?
He heard she was extra virgin.
"I'll be Rudolph!" "I'll be Olive!" "Huh?"
"You know, Olive? The other reindeer? She used to laugh and call him names."
Looks like they spilled Olive it...
How does virgin olive oil become extra virgin olive oil?
After getting dating advice from a Redditor.
Two olives are sitting at a bar
Two olives are sitting at a bar, one falls off and the other one says "Ahhh are you ok?" And the one that fell is like "Yeah, olive."
Olive oil
My uncle Arnie asked me if I knew where extra virgin olive oil came from. I said no and he said very ugly trees.
Domino’s fucked up, but we still ate olive it
Olive oil and I have one thing in common
When ordering dinner, my wife asked for no olives...
Waiter: Ok, we'll leave olive 'em off for you!
He thanked us for laughing, as he said he "usually just gets groans"
I gave valuable customer feedback to an Olive Garden in exchange for a gift card
In return I received a pasta dish.
For the first time in my life, I actually received a Penne for my thoughts
[Be sure to say this out loud while reading] Two olives are sitting on a branch
One falls off, the one still on the branch asked “are you OK?”
The one the ground said “I’ll live”
I dropped a can of olives and my wife was concerned, so I replied...
"Don't worry, I didn't spill olive them."
How does olive oil lose its virginity?
What did the green olive say to the purple olive?
BREATHE, GODDAMMIT, BREATHE!!!
What happened when Moses went to Mount Olive?
I told my wife I just dropped her can of black olives.
I told her not to worry. I didn't drop olive them.
I once got kicked out of 2 olive gardens for eating too many breadsticks
My friend asked me how many exactly
I said, "Olive them"
What does Olive Garden serve on Halloween?
I was a server at Olive Garden
I asked this guy if we wanted "soup or salad?"
He said he "yes! I want the super salad."
I dropped an olive on the floor... oh well
My boyfriend said, "Do you know how extra virgin olive oil is made?"
"How?"
"It's made from really ugly olives."
When it comes to good quality olive oil, I feel sorry for green olives...
They must be under a lot of pressure.
Olive Garden Fantasy Football
In a fantasy football league with some olive garden employees. Team name is Olive the TDs. Anyone have any other good team names?
"I was at Olive Garden and it was weird. They were totally out of forks. All they had were Threeks"
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My wife asked if olive green was too much.
I said a little green is good but not olive it.
Why did the soccer coach take his team to Olive garden?
He wanted them to pasta bowl.
Dad, what does it mean if olive oil is "extra virgin"?
"It means it must be in your friend group."
Damn dad. Cold.
Why were the olives fighting in the jar?
Because they were pitted against each other.
We had olives for dinner…
My daughter asked if she could have some olives. I told her she could have some of them, but not olive them.
How many olives grow on a tree?
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