i said "couldn't you have just used some of oil?"
After I used it it was just olive oil.
Attempted Hummus-ide.
Really ugly olives.
Iβm thinking extra virgin
I'm not ever buying any more baby oil.
After getting dating advice from a Redditor.
My uncle Arnie asked me if I knew where extra virgin olive oil came from. I said no and he said very ugly trees.
We are both extra virgin
"How?"
"It's made from really ugly olives."
They must be under a lot of pressure.
"It means it must be in your friend group."
Damn dad. Cold.
I said "I'm not gonna go fight Popeye for her, you go get her."
Me: I wonder how they pressed olive in ancient times.
Dad: They probably used Oliphaunts.
I laughed.
It was the hardest dump I ever took
The ancient Greeks greatly feared volcanic explosions from Mt. Olympus, so they developed a tradition of sacrificing young maidens to the Gods on the mountain. Every year they selected five girls, and sacrificed four. Then they assigned the other one to stomp the olive harvest. Thatβs where we get Extra Virgin Olive Oil.
So my wife is currently working from home and her employer decided to send her a hamper package in the mail. It was quite nice but pretty standard stuff. Wine, some cookies, crackers and also a bottle extra virgin olive oil (came with a cheese platter kit)
Wife was pretty happy about the fancy packaging and showed it to me saying "look they even sent extra virgin olive oil in this little fancy bottle for cheese platters!"
My response? "Aww that poor olive oil bottle never had sex? So sad!"
...Pls send help
They made olive oil spread.
Olive Oil
He has four ingredients hidden in his name.
Him: shovels spaghetti into gob using both hands, smearing spaghetti, olive oil and garlic all over his face
Me: βWell now youβve gotta pasta face and pasta fingers, I guess I gotta pasta napkinβ
My wife: Eye roll
they eat so much Extroversion Olive Oil.
I was at dinner with my family at an Italian restaurant and the waitress said, "Here is some extra virgin olive oil for your bread." And then my dad said, "can I get something with a little more experience?" My dad's thick accent did not help, the poor girl couldn't tell it was a joke
Must be all the extroversion olive oil!
