What did the Oakridge Boys say to the Olive Garden waitress?

Mmm pasta, mmm pasta, mmm pasta now, now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FancyManacles
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Olive Garden kid’s cups
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I gave valuable customer feedback to an Olive Garden in exchange for a gift card

In return I received a pasta dish.

For the first time in my life, I actually received a Penne for my thoughts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/muncie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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I once got kicked out of 2 olive gardens for eating too many breadsticks

My friend asked me how many exactly
I said, "Olive them"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGamerBoy015
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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What does Olive Garden serve on Halloween?

Fettuccini Afraid-O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mentoman72
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2016
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Olive Garden Fantasy Football

In a fantasy football league with some olive garden employees. Team name is Olive the TDs. Anyone have any other good team names?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeadKisses
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2016
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I was a server at Olive Garden

I asked this guy if we wanted "soup or salad?" He said he "yes! I want the super salad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gumbystruck
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2017
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"I was at Olive Garden and it was weird. They were totally out of forks. All they had were Threeks" imgur.com/Az0TUvb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinggert
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2013
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Why did the soccer coach take his team to Olive garden?

He wanted them to pasta bowl.

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Pulling up to Olive Garden last night with my Dad

"There's a lot of cars out here what if there's a wait?"

"I'll lift it" - my Dad

Edit: Grammar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zapcat16
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2017
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Olive Garden

At dinner before senior prom (not recent) my girlfriend and her friends and I were all talking about how excited were to eat because of how little food we had had earlier that day. I said that I only had two hotdogs, and one of her friends said that she only had some leftovers, to which my girlfriend replied, "Yeah, I only had half my Olive Garden... So like a lot of olives." I lost my shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chandy_Land
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2015
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Dad at Olive Garden

Eating dinner with my girlfriend's family, her dad is talking to the waitress. "So what is your name?" "I'm Page." "Oh ok, we'll page you if we need anything. HAHAHAHAHA"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seckzrobot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2013
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My husband's first dad joke out at Olive Garden.

We ordered for our food and we asked for extra plates for our two kids. The waitress leaves and comes back with four little plates and sets them down on the table. In the most enthusiastic voice, my husband gives a thumbs up and says "Thanks! These look delicious!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/illdrawyourface
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2015
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We were at Olive Garden today.

Me to my dad: "I have more patience than you think." My dad: "When did you become a doctor?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squints-Mi-Gints
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2014
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The 'Complimentary' Salad

On mothers day last year we went out to eat at Olive Garden. When the salad arrived he picks it up points it towards my mother and says in the most announcer-like voice he can muster, "You look great tonight, Honey!" when asked what he was doing he responded, "Well it's a 'complimentary' salad!". One of my favorite jokes to this day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D00DANS
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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Classic Dad Joke at Dinner

We went out to eat at Olive Garden and there was a large mirror on the wall next to our table.

My dad immediately says "That family in the other room looks an awful lot like us..."

What a dad.

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Dad dropped this one on me during the first snow of the year!

*we are in the Olive Garden parking lot and it has been snowing for ~30 mins

Me: Man, this parking lot is pretty empty for an Olive Garden

Him: Yeah there's SNOW-body here

I didn't kno what to say back..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bomb_Ass_Dank_Ass
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2014
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Dad joke at a family supper tonight.

My aunt and uncle recently adopted an Ethiopian boy. His first night in the states, he had pizza off the kids menu at Olive Garden. It was a small personal pizza, with an obvious circle shape. Couple days later, had pizza at his new parents. It was cut into the triangular shape. He went to school for the last day of the semester just to see what it was like, and they had square pizza.

Not knowing what the shapes were called in English, he drew the shapes for us. When he told us it was square pizza, my dad yelled out "they're cutting corners!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grocery-Storr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2013
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My dad at Olive Garden.

To the waitress, "When I'm here, I feel like family"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2013
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