Pixar just started up a new chain restaurant.

C.G.I. Fridays

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lexluthzor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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What’s a bank robbers favorite restaurant chain?

In&Out

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Did you hear what Aerosmith is calling their new restaurant chain?

Wok this way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joefuf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2013
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What's Pizza Ranch?

My 12 year old son was riding with me the other day and noticed a new restaurant had just opened up in a town nearby. It's a chain of Western themed pizza restaurants called "Pizza Ranch." So when my son asked "What's Pizza Ranch?" I obviously had to respond with "Well that's where they raise all the dough."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Upnortwi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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Got a Grandpa at work tonight...

I work as a server at a large chain restaurant (Applebee's), and got an old man at one of my tables tonight.

Old guy: I'll take a salad, Caesar.

Me: You can just call me Jeff

He grinned for about 10 seconds before chuckling, and I even got his wife and granddaughter laughing with it. Mission accomplished.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fsusparks
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2015
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So I asked my dad if I could have another soda for the road...

On Sundays, my parents and I usually go to a different restaurant with a few friends. So today, we went to this amazing Hispanic family-type chain restaurant called "La Granja".

There, they have some amazing imported sodas, the favorite of mine being a Peruvian soda called "Inca Cola". I can't stress how fantastic it is. After downing my first can, I'm itching for a new one, but I didn't bring my wallet.

Me: "Dad, could I get another can of Inca Cola, you know, for the road?"

Dad: "Well, sure, but why would you get one for the road? I mean, it doesn't need it. Get one for yourself instead."

What a dad joke.

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