Why are there no cafes in mines?
Because coffee should never be made under-ground.
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What does a Jewish barista do at his cafe?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Attorney Lex Lawson seeks out elegant and luxurious cafes wherever he goes. He has been widely recognized as a persistent .........
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︎ Aug 10 2020
I don't trust new cafes.
They fill me with uncertain tea.
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︎ May 17 2020
The food bar at the internet cafe was sold out today
I couldn't get a single byte
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︎ May 21 2020
Any punny name suggestions for a board game cafe?
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︎ Dec 09 2019
Drove past a cafe which was doing advertising an "All day breakfast"
I thought "I don't have time for that"
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Why was the German vegan cafe not very popular with astronauts?
Because in βΓterβs Placeβ no one here uses cream.
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︎ Feb 21 2020
At the local cafe, the waitress always calls me "hun"...
I don't know whether it's because she likes me or because I dress like a fifth century nomad...
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︎ Aug 27 2019
I'm going to be dissapointed if there isn't a cafe here call Scrooby Snacks
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︎ Jun 11 2019
A church by where we live has a cafe called He Brews. Pretty funny.
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︎ Mar 21 2019
I accidentally bumped into a guy at the cafe and spilled my coffee all over him.
Judging from the expresso on his face, he's not too happy with me.
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Pun not really intended. A waterpipe cafe in Turkey.
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︎ Jun 02 2019
What type of coffee do they sell at a cannibal cafe?
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︎ Jan 13 2019
I recently started a new job in a cafe where I have to prepare all the fillings for cheese toasties.
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︎ Apr 21 2019
More daily puns from the Inversnecky Cafe in Aberdeen, Scotland.
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︎ May 21 2018
Iβm so happy, my 3 year old daughter is learning Dad Jokes! Went to our local Zoo today and 1/2 way around there is a cafe so I asked her if she wanted an ice cream... and she said...
I Scream - aaaarrrhhhhh...
Even better when actually a true story!
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︎ May 11 2019
I went to a gay cafe the other day
The only thing they sold was LGBtea
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︎ Mar 10 2019
Why didnβt the scientist eat at the planetarium cafe?
There was an astronomically long line!
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︎ Jun 09 2019
Once, i met my friend at a cafe and he said:" Hey, whats up?"
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︎ Apr 08 2019
I went to an open-air cafe yesterday and it rained.
It took me four hours to eat my soup.
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︎ Jun 18 2018
When calm, why is it bad to visit cafes on an island in the South Pacific Ocean?
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︎ Oct 25 2018
OMG! Did you hear that the T-Rex Cafe is hiring?!
Apparently they're short handed.
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︎ Jun 11 2018
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︎ May 04 2017
The milk frother on the espresso machine at the cafe was broken.
You might say it ran out of steam.
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︎ Nov 30 2018
In a cafe, I just saw a dad walk up to a girl on a ladder taking down Christmas decorations.
Are you supposed to be working when you're high?
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︎ Jan 05 2018
There was a sign outside the cafe.
It said, "We are looking for a cleaner."
Hmm, I wonder where he got to.
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︎ Sep 10 2018
I went to a cafe and ordered eggs for breakfast this morning and the woman behind the counter asked, "How would you like your eggs cooked?"
"Does it affect the price?" I asked.
"No, not at all." she replied.
"In that case, I'd like them cooked with bacon, sausage and tomato please."
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︎ Jun 01 2018
Have you been to the cafe that's owned and operated by T-Rexes?
The food is good but the service is slow. They're always short handed.
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︎ May 09 2017
Why didnβt the play-writer write in cafe?
He didnβt want to make a scene.
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︎ Jun 30 2018
A restaurant named Cafe ModernΓ© closed for remodelling
When it reopened, it was named Cafe Post ModernΓ©
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︎ May 03 2018
All Internet cafes have...
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︎ May 18 2013
Dating on OKCupid, I get tired of going out to bars or cafes. I wanted to do something novel...
... so I invited him to meet me at a bookstore.
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︎ Jan 13 2017
We could open a restaurant called the human cafe.
Our motto would be, we're serving one another.
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︎ Jan 14 2015
There was an attempted mugging at the cafe this morning.
I'm prepared now though, in case he decides to chai again.
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︎ Nov 08 2015
How do you attract ghosts to your cafe?
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︎ Aug 07 2017
We were passing by a place called the Donut Bagel Cafe
My dad glances over and says "Be respectful, we're passing by a holey place."
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︎ Dec 20 2016
Uncle (Dads mate) Cafe
So my dads best mate and I went to a cafe for lunch and it goes something like this;
Me: Hey! Could I please have a flat white and two sausage rolls, cheers
Dads Mate: Yeah, I'll have the same actually
Waitress: No worries, and are you two together?
Dads Mate: Nah we're just eating lunch
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︎ Jul 25 2016
Someone witnessed a mime killing someone at a cafe earlier today...
He was classified as silent but deadly.
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︎ Mar 27 2017
A Cafe had the letters C A F E ad a display within reach.
I rearranged them so they said F A C E. My friend put them back in order, so I said "Hey that's vandalism!"
She said "I fixed it!"
I replied "No, you defaced it!"
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︎ Mar 30 2016
I met a girl at an internet cafe
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︎ Feb 24 2014
My dad operates a motel and cafe on Route 66
http://i.imgur.com/M0R9tHo.jpg
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︎ Aug 22 2014
A pop singer recently opened up a chocolate/wine cafe...
it's called "Bruno Mars Bar"
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︎ Jun 09 2016
My mum suggested we had lunch in a cafe located in an old crypt...
My dad replied 'I don't think so, I wouldn't been seen dead there'.
This was followed by rolled eyes from my mum and I whilst my dad looked very pleased with himself.
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