I couldn't get a single byte
I thought "I don't have time for that"
Because in “Üter’s Place” no one here uses cream.
I don't know whether it's because she likes me or because I dress like a fifth century nomad...
Judging from the expresso on his face, he's not too happy with me.
A cup of Joe
I Scream - aaaarrrhhhhh...
Even better when actually a true story!
There was an astronomically long line!
So i said:"the ceiling."
The only thing they sold was LGBtea
It took me four hours to eat my soup.
You might say it ran out of steam.
They make you Fiji tea.
Apparently they're short handed.
It said, "We are looking for a cleaner."
Hmm, I wonder where he got to.
Are you supposed to be working when you're high?
"Does it affect the price?" I asked.
"No, not at all." she replied.
"In that case, I'd like them cooked with bacon, sausage and tomato please."
He didn’t want to make a scene.
The food is good but the service is slow. They're always short handed.
When it reopened, it was named Cafe Post Moderné
... so I invited him to meet me at a bookstore.
Our motto would be, we're serving one another.
I'm prepared now though, in case he decides to chai again.
My dad glances over and says "Be respectful, we're passing by a holey place."
Set up a wifi cold-spot.
He was classified as silent but deadly.
So my dads best mate and I went to a cafe for lunch and it goes something like this;
Me: Hey! Could I please have a flat white and two sausage rolls, cheers
Dads Mate: Yeah, I'll have the same actually
Waitress: No worries, and are you two together?
Dads Mate: Nah we're just eating lunch
I rearranged them so they said F A C E. My friend put them back in order, so I said "Hey that's vandalism!"
She said "I fixed it!"
I replied "No, you defaced it!"
it's called "Bruno Mars Bar"
We went out as a family to a country park at the weekend and decided to get some ice creams. We sent my Dad, my Uncle and my Brother to the window on the side of the cafe to get them, but they were understaffed and both members of staff were focussing their efforts on making sandwiches on Baguettes.
My Uncle and Brother started grumbling about the wait;
"Don't rush him" says Dad, "he's on a roll..."
We were doing the close down of the cafe I work at and I was told to clean the toilet. Obviously once cleaned no one can use it that day otherwise it'd have to be cleaned again. "Anyone need the toilet before I go and clean it?" I said. Then without meaning to make a joke, ended it with "If not, keep quiet and forever hold your peace (piece)." It took a while for it to sink in but everyone laughed.
Dad: "Ah man, this place gives me the crepes."
My dad replied 'I don't think so, I wouldn't been seen dead there'.
This was followed by rolled eyes from my mum and I whilst my dad looked very pleased with himself.
At this point, the "closed" part was facing us. So I recoiled in horror and exclaimed "the outside's closed! Looks like we're trapped in here".