Why are there no cafes in mines?
Because coffee should never be made under-ground.
What does a Jewish barista do at his cafe?
Attorney Lex Lawson seeks out elegant and luxurious cafes wherever he goes. He has been widely recognized as a persistent .........
I don't trust new cafes.
They fill me with uncertain tea.
The food bar at the internet cafe was sold out today
I couldn't get a single byte
Any punny name suggestions for a board game cafe?
Drove past a cafe which was doing advertising an "All day breakfast"
I thought "I don't have time for that"
Why was the German vegan cafe not very popular with astronauts?
Because in “Üter’s Place” no one here uses cream.
At the local cafe, the waitress always calls me "hun"...
I don't know whether it's because she likes me or because I dress like a fifth century nomad...
I'm going to be dissapointed if there isn't a cafe here call Scrooby Snacks
A church by where we live has a cafe called He Brews. Pretty funny.
I accidentally bumped into a guy at the cafe and spilled my coffee all over him.
Judging from the expresso on his face, he's not too happy with me.
Pun not really intended. A waterpipe cafe in Turkey.
What type of coffee do they sell at a cannibal cafe?
I recently started a new job in a cafe where I have to prepare all the fillings for cheese toasties.
More daily puns from the Inversnecky Cafe in Aberdeen, Scotland.
I’m so happy, my 3 year old daughter is learning Dad Jokes! Went to our local Zoo today and 1/2 way around there is a cafe so I asked her if she wanted an ice cream... and she said...
I Scream - aaaarrrhhhhh...
Even better when actually a true story!
I went to a gay cafe the other day
The only thing they sold was LGBtea
Why didn’t the scientist eat at the planetarium cafe?
There was an astronomically long line!
Once, i met my friend at a cafe and he said:" Hey, whats up?"
I went to an open-air cafe yesterday and it rained.
It took me four hours to eat my soup.
When calm, why is it bad to visit cafes on an island in the South Pacific Ocean?
OMG! Did you hear that the T-Rex Cafe is hiring?!
Apparently they're short handed.
The milk frother on the espresso machine at the cafe was broken.
You might say it ran out of steam.
In a cafe, I just saw a dad walk up to a girl on a ladder taking down Christmas decorations.
Are you supposed to be working when you're high?
There was a sign outside the cafe.
It said, "We are looking for a cleaner."
Hmm, I wonder where he got to.
I went to a cafe and ordered eggs for breakfast this morning and the woman behind the counter asked, "How would you like your eggs cooked?"
"Does it affect the price?" I asked.
"No, not at all." she replied.
"In that case, I'd like them cooked with bacon, sausage and tomato please."
Have you been to the cafe that's owned and operated by T-Rexes?
The food is good but the service is slow. They're always short handed.
Why didn’t the play-writer write in cafe?
He didn’t want to make a scene.
A restaurant named Cafe Moderné closed for remodelling
When it reopened, it was named Cafe Post Moderné
All Internet cafes have...
Dating on OKCupid, I get tired of going out to bars or cafes. I wanted to do something novel...
... so I invited him to meet me at a bookstore.
We could open a restaurant called the human cafe.
Our motto would be, we're serving one another.
There was an attempted mugging at the cafe this morning.
I'm prepared now though, in case he decides to chai again.
How do you attract ghosts to your cafe?
We were passing by a place called the Donut Bagel Cafe
My dad glances over and says "Be respectful, we're passing by a holey place."
Uncle (Dads mate) Cafe
So my dads best mate and I went to a cafe for lunch and it goes something like this;
Me: Hey! Could I please have a flat white and two sausage rolls, cheers
Dads Mate: Yeah, I'll have the same actually
Waitress: No worries, and are you two together?
Dads Mate: Nah we're just eating lunch
Someone witnessed a mime killing someone at a cafe earlier today...
He was classified as silent but deadly.
A Cafe had the letters C A F E ad a display within reach.
I rearranged them so they said F A C E. My friend put them back in order, so I said "Hey that's vandalism!"
She said "I fixed it!"
I replied "No, you defaced it!"
I met a girl at an internet cafe
My dad operates a motel and cafe on Route 66
A pop singer recently opened up a chocolate/wine cafe...
it's called "Bruno Mars Bar"
My mum suggested we had lunch in a cafe located in an old crypt...
My dad replied 'I don't think so, I wouldn't been seen dead there'.
This was followed by rolled eyes from my mum and I whilst my dad looked very pleased with himself.