Any punny name suggestions for a board game cafe?
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📅︎ Dec 09 2019
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A restaurant named Cafe Moderné closed for remodelling

When it reopened, it was named Cafe Post Moderné

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👤︎ u/EightBit
📅︎ May 03 2018
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Just caught myself saying this earlier...

I made some Coffee and I said with to myself out loud as I was getting my cup:

"Coffee! Don't mind if I brew!"

That's when I thought of the name of a Cafe I need to open.

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📅︎ Jul 13 2014
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An all time low for my dad...

Pops takes me, my wife, and my kids out for a post Christmas meal at the Rainforest Cafe.

We stand in line to put our names on the list. After giving the lady our name, my old man stops her and asks, "Excuse me mam, but do you allow pets in here?"

She responds back with a quizzical "I'm sorry but no."

Pops turns to me and says, "Sorry son, looks like you are waiting in the car." He then does the corny half laugh half cackle while the restaurant worker rolls her eyes and my wife laughs at me.

Damn him and his corny jokes!!!

P. S. Will use this on my kids later this week.

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