They got plenty of dough.
They wanted their piece of the pie.
These two were told by my grandfather a thousand times:
A man goes to a pizzeria and orders a small pizza. The waiter asks him: "Do you want that cut in six slices or eight?". The man replies "Six. I couldn't eat eight."
Some Indians were bored sitting around a campfire. One Indian speaks up. "Chief, tell us a story." So the chief begins: "Some Indians were bored sitting around a campfire..." [repeat until murdered by joke victims]
But then I got pizzeria, so I had to quit
My dad just told this one, so sorry if it's been posted several times
Deborah Owen brings years of catering experience to the table, and Mark made his dough from a former pizzeria.
Went out to town the other day to La Pizzeria
GF was looking at the menu and said: "I wonder how big the 10 inch pizza is"
Me: About 10 inches
Eyes were rolled.
The whole family is at a pizzeria. We get 2 pies. They come out on cardboard on top of the platter.
My dad goes, "How do you think they keep the cardboard from burning in the oven?"
Hes the only one who laughed.
On our drive home, we passed a pet store that opened up in a location that had housed at least 3 failed pizzerias. My husband said "They must make terrible pizza there" I replied "that's because they are making petza"
He pretended to be knocked unconscious. I don't think he appreciated my joke.
They got plenty of dough.
