Pizza Parlor Puns

A list of puns related to "Pizza Parlor"

I was driving down the street with my family till I saw a sign outside a pizza parlor that said "Wood Fired Pizza"

How's Pizza gonna get a job now?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rhino2115
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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If a crab worked in a pizza parlor, which station would it work?

The crust station.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hephsters
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2017
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Buddhist monks walks into a pizza parlor...

Says, "Make me one with everything."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howcanibhelpful
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2017
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A magician pulls a calzone out of his hat

"Sorry I only know pizza parlor tricks".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimJWill
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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