Need help naming a Hummus restaurant, pun suggestions appreciated!
Hello! I'm hoping to find some good pun suggestions on naming a Hummus restaurant! Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!
One I found that I like is "Hummus where the heart is"
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While at a restaurant, the waitress was totally flirting with me with my wife present. After she walked away, my wife said βShe obviously has COVID!β βWhy would you think that?β I asked.
βBecause she has no taste.β
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A SQL query goes to a restaurant, walks up to 2 tables and says
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Before we left the restaurant, the waitress asked if we wanted a box for leftovers.
"No, I was hoping you'd just give them to us, for free."
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Correct me if Iβm wrong, but due to the ongoing pandemic, would it be smart to stay at least 6ft away from the chips and dip when visiting a Mexican restaurant?
You know, Salsa Distancing.
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Whatβs an ideal name for a Vietnamese-Italian fusion restaurant?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
A politician walks into a restaurant and sits down.
The waiter walks over and asks for the order.
The politician says what they would like, before adding, "But when it's ready, just give me a shout and I'll bring it to my table."
"Bring it to your table?" replies the staggered waiter. "But that is my job."
"Yes, because I'm only interested in serving myself."
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︎ Feb 25 2021
I sat down for dinner at a restaurant, and the waiter asked me, βDo you want to hear todayβs special?β
I said, βYes please.β
Waiter: βNo problem sir. Today is special.β
Edit: You guys are way too generous. Thank you.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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Did you hear about this new restaurant, Karma?
There's nothing on the menu. You just get what you deserve.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Have y'all been to the new sausage restaurant yet?
To be quite Frank, it's the wurst.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
A man was poisoned after eating an appetizer at a local restaurant.
Police are investigating a possible hummus side.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Shoutout to my peeps working at cheap pizza restaurants
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Last week I went to a restaurant on the moon.
The food is great but there is no atmosphere.
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I've started buying restaurants and reselling them for a profit
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︎ Feb 04 2021
I ordered some General Tso chicken from my favorite Chinese Restaurant but they were all out of MSG...
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I arrived early to the restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said no.
Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
A man was recently charged with vandalizing a chinese restaurant
Police say it was a case of wonton destruction
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︎ Jan 25 2021
A girl approached me today at a restaurant and asked if I was single...
I said YES. And she said "Cool' and took the chair to her table for her boyfriend.
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I went to a new restaurant and it was horrible.
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I hate eating at restaurants that serve rabbit...
I always end up with a hare in my food...
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Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant
He's calling it Wok of Life
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I was at a Star Wars themed restaurant.....
I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.
The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
I went to one of those new cannibal themed restaurant last night...
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Did you hear about the anarchist group who run around vandalizing Vietnamese restaurants?
They call themselves anti-pho
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I knew a man who worked in restaurants his entire life. On his death bed, he told me he regretted that he never left to follow his dreams..
It was never the right time, so he spent his whole life waiting.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
At our restaurant, we make sure to buy our pickled cabbage from a variety of vendors.
We've discovered the value of kraut sourcing.
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Did you hear about the baseball player who can spot a fast food restaurant from miles away?
He leads the league in Arby eyes.
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I had to reprimand my son for cutting up his dumplings at the Chinese restaurant last night.
I can't condone such wonton acts of destruction.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
The Vietnamese restaurant was very rude about the long line they had tonight...
...it was a big Phα» queue.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I got two cookies in one bag at the Chinese restaurant...
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I just had dinner with Garry Kasparov at a restaurant with chequered tablecloths...
I asked him to pass the salt, it took 4 1/2 hours
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︎ Jan 07 2021
An IKEA-delivery guy walks into a restaurant.
The waiter goes: That's not my table.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
What kind of restaurants do Vampires avoid?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
One day a man took his wife to a restaurant instead of a hospital
The restaurant had free delivery
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Whatβs the name of the best Indian restaurant in Kansas?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Today I have opened my very own pizza restaurant.
I will be rolling in dough in no time.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Called my local restaurant for reservation. Hey are you guys open for reservations? They replied four to nine today
Looks like they are too busy today
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I've never had an eggs benedict at a restaurant as good as the one I can make in my own kitchen.
There's no place like home for the hollandaise.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
I went to a restaurant last night and they had pelican on the menu.
I was going to order it but the bill would have been huge.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from her vegetarian restaurant. I was a bit confused.
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Did you hear about the seafood restaurant that will give you calamari in exchange for money?
They practice squid pro quo.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!
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Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food. No atmosphere, though...
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant
He's calling it Wok of Life
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What cold food do you order at a fast food restaurant?
What cold food do you order at a fast food restaurant?
A Brrrrrrger.
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Have you eaten at the restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but thereβs no atmosphere.
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