Today me and a few friends were queueing at a canteen at our university but they'd run out of forks so everyone in the queue didn't have one. When one of the serving staff realised he apologised and went along the queue handing out forks to everyone. I promptly said "At least someone gives a fork round here".
It wasn't appreciated.
"Canteens?" he asked.
"No, it doesn't matter what age," I replied.