Canteen Puns

A list of puns related to "Canteen"

Queueing at the canteen

Today me and a few friends were queueing at a canteen at our university but they'd run out of forks so everyone in the queue didn't have one. When one of the serving staff realised he apologised and went along the queue handing out forks to everyone. I promptly said "At least someone gives a fork round here".

It wasn't appreciated.

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👤︎ u/MaliciousHH
📅︎ Oct 29 2015
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I told my son, "Have you heard that they're shutting down all food resources in schools, so that children can't eat?"

"Canteens?" he asked.

"No, it doesn't matter what age," I replied.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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How do you call a teenager that drinks a lot of soda?

A canteen.

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👤︎ u/_creestee_
📅︎ May 28 2020
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What do you call a teen that can do anything?

A canteen

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👤︎ u/SleepyCrow07
📅︎ Feb 17 2020
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What do you call a positive thinking adolescent?

A canteen

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jul 23 2018
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