I smoke my weed on the toilet
Went to the toilet earlier and took a poo....
Not sure whose it was, but it's mine now.
Someone has stolen every toilet at city hall!
The police have nothing to go on.
I sat on the toilet, angry, exhausted, and late for work.
I said to myself, “I don’t have time for this shit.”
I feel bad for toilets
They go through a lot of shit
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
When you realize, too late, that there is no more Toilet Paper
There are two reasons I would never drink toilet water.
What did a constipated moses demand while on the toilet?
I dropped my watch in the toilet!
It’s a really shitty time now
Someone stole the toilet at the police station last night
Cops have nothing to go on
I ran out of toilet paper last week and can't afford to buy more till I get paid next week, so I started using the newspapers. Now the realisation has kicked in......
......... The Times are really Rough!!!
Why did the case of the toilet bandit go cold?
They had nothing to go on.
What's blue and sits on a toilet?
A police man doing his duty (doodie).
Joke courtesy of my Pepere (RIP)
To the people who haven’t gone to the toilet in 2021
Why are you still holding onto last year’s shit?
Why Did The Toilet Paper Roll Down The Hill?
A thief in a small town stole all the toilets...
Police issued a statement saying they had 'nothing to go on'
Ran out of toilet paper today. We’re now using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
I've created a toilet locator for those who have trouble finding one
Starting the new year on the toilet, posting this...
I guess you could say it's a crappy start
My son flushed one of his shoes down the toilet, stopping it up...
Daffy Duck went to Porky Pig’s house. When he arrived he used the bathroom, but there wasn’t any toilet paper. Daffy yelled for Porky and Porky replied:
Bidet bidet bidet, that’s all folks.
What do you use to draw a toilet?
Why are some old toilets so wise?
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Because they've seen MANY moons!
Someone stole my toilet.
A detective came to the house, but he found nothing to go on.
What does the 50 yard line and a toilet have in common?
My boyfriend told me as I walked in “hey don’t be alarmed but the toilet is smoking”. Concerned, I walked into the bathroom and found this:
My toilet must be dutch...
Because it's always clogging
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?
The local police station has had its toilet stolen
Officers have nothing to go on.
Someone stole all the toilets from the police station.
They had nothing to go on.
I ran out of toilet paper, so I had use old newspapers...
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
I was sitting on the toilet, angry, and late for work.
I thought, “I don’t have time for this shit.”
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road???
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
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