Boss Dadjokes Lunchroom

Every time there is a discussion about food or diets.

Boss: I'm on a seafood diet.
Naive Co-worker: How does that work
Boss: Every time I see food, I have to eat it.

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👤︎ u/6enig
📅︎ Apr 02 2014
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[REQUEST] I'm looking for the best comeback to the old schoolyard joke, "Do you like seeeeee food?" While smacking and showing off the half chewed mouthful of lunchable they'd just choked down....

And I know most of you here can do better than my,

While stiff arming their face, "I don't wanna seeeeee yo food."

Do you get it? Do ya, cause it's about turning the joke back... You get it right?

Anyway, help a guy increase his dadjoke street cred with his kiddo and his lunchroom hecklers.

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👤︎ u/GingerHero
📅︎ Nov 30 2015
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A Game of Thrones related groaner...

As I sat in the office lunchroom today, the topic of Game of Thrones came up, what with it's impending new season this Sunday. As we were discussing it, I mentioned that I couldn't hear a single bit of Swedish in Nickolaj Waldau's voice. My co-worker retorted that he could hear it quite a bit, and that I was perhaps accustomed to the accent, and thus tuning it out.

I replied, without quite thinking, that it was quite a Stark difference. There was silence between the six of us, followed by groans.

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📅︎ Apr 01 2014
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Do you want some leftover meatloaf?

No thanks. I don't like meatloaf.

More of a Rush fan then?

(groans around the lunchroom table)

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📅︎ May 10 2015
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