Metallica should open up a chain of mattress discount stores!

And call it "Nothing else Mattress"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrandX3k
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What do you call a successful chain of hemp-based product stores?

A hempire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faxmeapancake
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Cardi B’s older sister Carlie C has a chain of grocery stores.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trenton00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Texas Chain Store Mascara
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orgone-demagorgon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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A bit morbid but hilarious. This happened earlier today.

My son had never heard of the store β€œBuy Buy Baby” (an American chain of stores for products for babies, similar to β€œBabies R Us”). I can’t remember exactly why I brought it up, but I mentioned the store to my wife (I think we were reminiscing on shopping there for our kids). My son overheard me say it, and he asked if it was some sick name for an abortion clinic.

As in β€œBye bye baby.”

So stupid but I can’t remember the last time I laughed as hard as I did. I can’t stop replaying it in my head and laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeD341
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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When you’re drunk and clever
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πŸ‘€︎ u/azip13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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Have you got a "smart shopper" loyalty card sir?

No, I'm not a smart shopper.

(I do this in front of the soon to be eyerolling wife. My boy still to young to "affect")

(This works where I live since the one grocery chain of stores branded their loyalty card scheme with the name "smart shopper")

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StoolZA
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2017
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One my Tata (grandfather) would be proud of.

I work at a workout shop called Sweat. It's bit of a janky chain store. Soon, after I started working there, I start dating a super cute kelpto who has too much fun stealing. Other than that she's perfect. Winter rolls around and she gets bored.

GF wants to rob my work.

It's like -10Β° out.

Stores closed so they don't have the heat on but, I have a set of keys. We get into an argument about it. She tells me to help her steal at least one thing from the freezing store or she'll split up with me.

I break into a cold sweat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matt-The-Mage
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2016
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Shopping at Costco today...

Shopping with son today, walking past cheese section at Costco store (a warehouse style grocery chain that sells mainly items in bulk, at discount).

Son sees a rather large multi-pack of cheese, "Wow, look at all that Brie!"

"Whoa, that's so much, it's unBRIElieveable!"

At least he smiled after facepalming. Apologies to my son, but it needed sayin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaulyMcBee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2014
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Clever customer got me with this one

Just as a bit of background I work in the produce department stacking vegetables and such at a chain grocery store.

Today I was fixing up a display and dropped a squash onto the ground. Before I could bend over to get it a customer walked by and grabbed it and put it in her bag. I told her that she could have a different one if she wanted because it may have been damaged. But instead she walked away and turned to said "This one is already squashed so I guess it doesn't matter" and then laughed at her joke while continuing on, leaving me standing there, squash in hand wondering what just happened.

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