Goddamn those big game hunters
And not Madatgascar
He wanted to see world peas.
Girlfriend: Oh, that's definitely an aardvark burrow in the termite mound.
Me: ...would you say it's an example of classic aardvarkitecture?
(It just came to me and I had to share it. I'm so sorry)
They were called ours
I was talking to my dad about Africa, and I jokingly said that they should have some casinos to generate income.
Dad: They can't have any casinos that would stay in business.
Dad: Because of all the cheetahs.