A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
Goddamn those big game hunters
I can’t believe Elon Musk is from South Africa
And not Madatgascar
Why did the caring farmer plant his crop in Africa, Europe, Asia, North America, South America, Australia and Antarctica?
He wanted to see world peas.
My girlfriend and I were on a safari drive in South Africa...
Girlfriend: Oh, that's definitely an aardvark burrow in the termite mound.
Me: ...would you say it's an example of classic aardvarkitecture?
Which African country is TESLA founder Elon Musk from?
Mad-at-gas-car, obviously.
(It just came to me and I had to share it. I'm so sorry)
There were no mines in Soviet Russia
They were called ours
My dad got me with this one.
I was talking to my dad about Africa, and I jokingly said that they should have some casinos to generate income.
Dad: They can't have any casinos that would stay in business.
Me: Why?
Dad: Because of all the cheetahs.
South African beauty pageant
The South Africa beauty pageant had 10 finalists: 9 black girls, and 1 white girl: Anna.
While Anna was beautiful in her own right, she paled in comparison to the other contestants.
