I'm taking indian cooking classes, because
I'm just so curryous about it.
Why do Italians love cooking?
It’s their national pasta-time
What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?
I had this massive piece of steak on the barbecue last night. As it was cooking, the smell of the juices made my mouth salivate.
I had a thought. I wondered if vegetarians had the same effect, while mowing their lawn.
Cooking a Hawaiian pizza and don't want to burn it?
Be sure to cook it at aloha temperature.
My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
What do monkeys wear when cooking?
I was cooking beef steaks and flipped it. I didn't catch it.
How did Michael Jackson revolutionize cooking in space?
While cooking, I asked my wife if we have any Sage. She said "We have some ground sage"
I asked her "Do we have any sage that's not on the floor?"
Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate?
I once made a robot out of east asian cooking vessels.
The rock was cooking but forgot the ketchup.
My son told me he loved my cooking very much.
I asked if he'd vote for me if I ran for gour-mayor of our town.
Thought of this one while I was cooking last night
My left hand is clean, but, on the other hand, I did touch meat.
I must say, my wife's cooking has really improved.
That was the best slice of soup I've ever had.
Cooking always puts my wife in a bad mood...
She beats the eggs and whips the cream.
My kids say my cooking is incredible...
Our cooking teacher gave us a notice about the part of our upcoming exam where we'd be working with cheese wheels...
"It'll be grated on a curve."
I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...
...Australians usually boo meringue
I saw an Italian man cooking pasta with a flame thrower.
I cannoli imagine what he was thinking.
I have a phobia of using the wrong amounts of ingredients when I’m cooking
So I’ve been taking measures to deal with it
My wife REALLY enjoys my cooking
She says i'm peking of the world, whenever i prepare duck for her.
This book on Native American cooking.
A little girl turns to her mother and asks, "What is that rasta man cooking behind us?"
The mother turns around to look and says, "I don't know sweetie. What Jamaican?"
What's the difference between chemistry and cooking
In chemistry you should never lick the spoon
I lost a cooking challenge once for not completing the dish.
My uncle's friend won the Olympic gold with an epee made from a disposable thin metal sheet often used in cooking...
It was a good aluminum foil
I was cooking burgers with my friend Nicky when I flipped one up high and hit him with it, just below the chin...
It was a Nick neck patty whack.
The Rock always say " Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?"
He is always cooking because he's always hungry for Samoa
I have a lot of fond memories of cooking venison with my father when I was younger.
To this day, venison is deer to me.
If RuPaul had a cooking show
Would it be called RouxPaul?
One of my friends was cooking in a wok on the back of a boat.
He was making a stern fry.
What do you say when you see Bob Marley cooking?
I was watching an Australian cooking show the other day
Every time the chef made a meringue, the audience clapped. I was confused. I always thought Australians boo meringue.
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.
I was watching an Australian cooking show ...
... and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue.
I was shocked when I found out that Australians usually boo meringue.
I was watching an Australian cooking show when the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.
I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.
I must admit my wife's cooking has really improved....
That was the best slice of soup I've ever had.
I was watching an Australian cooking show...
And the audience clapped when the chef made meringue. I was surprised as Australians normally boo meringue.
I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.
I was surprised. Usually Australians boo meringue.
I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue
I was quite surprised, as Australians normally boo meringue.
Originally posted by u/knowthe_numbers
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