Dad and I grabbing sandwiches for lunch.

I'm getting the "Wreck" sandwich from Potbelly's. Extra delicious.

Sandwich maker: "Oops!" (Reaches over to the toaster to catch the melted cheese sliding off the sandwich.

Dad: "Great catch! Potential disaster there."

Sandwich maker: "Thanks. Could have been A Wreck."

Best. Sandwich maker. Ever.

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I think I got dad joked at lunch

I was waiting for my sandwich to heat up in the toaster oven and staring pretty intently at the melting cheese.

Suddenly a coworker walks by me and says "you know a watched sandwich never boils!"

He's not wrong...

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